green

not a mile
not a money pile.
but a face with my sophisticated smile.

i undestand that after coming home from being abroad for a longer time i realised quite a lot of things i should do, change, skip and pay more attention to. Last Christmas i understood what i should study and i started a new hobby that lasted until this beautiful "winter" day.
this time my brains accomplished more difficult task in a sense of life and matter of honor.

damn, i afraid to know what am i going to "develop" next Christmas. That i actually like boys? ooh, fuck no :D that´s too far and deep to think for now anyway.

well i hope that i will be on step away from flying to Portland, USA or starting up my own business, cause i expect to achieve something quite high in my life and as the past year was like a time when i realised what the fuck should i do with my life then the following should include some of the milestones, to this great achievements. will see, will see, but i´m ready as hell, to crack the shit out of everything that´s gonna cross my way.

fuck

krapata

mess in everybody elses heads but not mine
a sense of awkward weakness going down my spine
this and that, going through my head
how did i got up from this comfy bed?

things, things, things to do and make them happen
be the one who guides, the leader, the pattern
my own life
to bring a brighter light
for those who miss it
have lost themselves in this rootless night



i just put my fingers on the keyboard and that´s i made this great poem, i have no fucking clue why though.

and today is the last time i´m gonna work this year. finally a deserved brake from, school, work, arabians, and everything else that has brought me to this fucked up feeling.

laters

forks and knives

pork and lies.
damn, that rhymed good with the title, huh?
i don´t have cookies anymore.

and now when i start to come back to a normal sense of understanding what´s going on, around and with me, it just scary to realise, that on my way home, i had the weirdest thing, like i couldn´t define my feelings, sad,worried,happy,stressed,busy,forward looking, out of space.. like a duck that after death has reborn in powerful lions body and now trying to understand what the fuck am i supposed to do now. swim, fly or try to walk with those clumsy feets or go hunt some meat for a meal and rule over everybody that´s against ur ideologies.
i think all of these thoughts and more, were in my head at the same time, and just didn´t knew what to do with them. damn, it was crazy :D

can´t find this key on my keyboard.

Could be, could be..

One of the ugliest blog designs i´ve ever seen myself, but that happened when i tried to upload the most amazing image as a background for this awesome site and i didn´t worked so i had to use one of these given samples..

But, but as after 1,25 years (not more often than facebook profile picture) of this blog existence i have finally made some change it means that there are going to be some changes in my life. And there IS. I woke up. It´s a lovely saturday morning. And i don not have hangover!! Hurrraaaaaaaa!
Or that´s just because i´, working weekends, not because i have a very strong backbone and i said No to alcohol. But the feeling is still great.

don´t you have a feeling that Christmas is going to be like, hm.. tomorrow? What the fuck, the lighted Christmas tree yesterday, in one of the shops i saw a damn bear and a giant frog standing next to typical supermarkets Christmas trees. I mean what the fuck are they supposed to do with this time of the year. Bear is sleeping in his damn cave and frog is half dead under a layer of ice, so how comes, that those to fucked up characters are next to the Santa an it´s sledges. And the bear is not even good looking.




Hi mate? keep you banana straight.

and, and remember that i havea some cool site in one of my post, that´s being updated once a while so if you would look for it with keywords "an egg is never full" you should find it ;)

I Have

Decided that i will be in the wk12 team next year. So that means that i will have to work my ass off, starting from this significant moment till 7th of August when is the deadline to send my application to this school.
And as it would start at the same time as i would have to take my internship, i would saaaaaay fuck it. Because if there is one thing in the world i would like to ahcieve, it´s getting in this school. So fuck it :D

Do not and i repeat Do not put paprika,tomato with cheap arabic sousage and under any circumstances do not, put them both on a piece of bread and take it to the school as your lunch. It might cause even close friends avoidance and other people unatractivness signals pointing you direction. And that´s all because of this God damn sausage.
bow wow, wow, jippi yo, jippi yey, i´m gonna have potato and meat balls for the lunch today.

Beside all these amazingly, super exciting stories of my life, me, as the most generous person of all the times, can share my great wisdom and say you this: Have always second plan B, if you make a crap in your pants (both, with a purpose or accidentally) and when you run out of milk.
Always have that in you mind.

Sandwich is cool

Monday, monday, mondaaay, gonna get down on monday.
or no, cause it sucks, not because it´s monday, i actually don´t give a fuck what day is it, as long as it´s good, but as some asshole didn´t even asked me that he wanted to drive with my bike and just took it.. that makes me look like the angriest evil grandfather on the planet earth when i can not force my self to smile.
and actually i´m mad that i am mad. fucked up my mind is.

but as i will study/live in Portland from January 2013, everything seems to be in brighter colors, the food started to taste better, people seemed to be happier around and even my penis is longer than usual. ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE, LOVE.

and i like, love i think it´s super cool to cook. and that´s all. it just amazing, something about cutting those damn onions and making pancakes is magical. not combining them together thought.
but as i´m all about experimenting with everything, food making included, maybe i should make onion pancakes? or onions with pancakes. or take a pan, put on it cakes and then onion as a topping? limitless opportunities with only those two things already, imagine what could i do with one igredient more, like + parika or beer. (?)
Crazy..

Title is vital

yes, yes it´s the post # 100 and it´s a tuesday morning + i have made a very cool lunch box again.
and well of course that i will pretend now that i nothing happened, and everything´s allright (meaning not having a post for almost a month) so, so i´m here and you fear, and you´re not even my dear.
..fuck my, rhymes are still rocking like them mayanoise in McDonald.
but as my life is Wonderful as always i came up with an idea, that i´m not having a cool hobby :D
i love to make movies, i admire all kinds of art, and music, one of my latest passions is design and i´favourite thing of all the times is ADvertisment, BUT i don´t know what to do about all that shit, cause i´m looking and reading all sorts of info, but not doing any action.

fuck it.
my student card is like the most ugliest thing besides the view outside of the window now, but aarh, finally i have it, so a lot more discounts for poor eastern europian person.

but in overall i should be only proud of myself that it´s more than a year now, and that this place is still alive (might not seem like that all the time, but it ALIlve, it´s ALIIIIVE)

so i´m going to continue with my happy life now, so see you soon

Not another pickles in the mayonnaise story.

So i just checked this awesome kuukkalabbi blog, and found out that it´s been very quite here for couple of weeks, and that´s even sadder than the look of my hair (haven´t cutted them for a while so look like one of the Beatles), but Now, oh, God all mighty i´m gonna start to write the craziest shit you ever read.

or not, but as i´ve found my dream school/ a website that could sponsor creative projects/ a job, then the very last thing i need i a pretty hard kick in the but, so i would get out of this very comfortable chair and start to do something with my life (a friendly advice besides kicking will also do)

and i have so many ideas/things to do that i don´t know with what should i begin with?
1. Make a video about the city
2. make a website where you can feed an elephant on-line.
*. i´ll skip the "make a" from now on
3. comic book
4. postcards
5. random videos
6. random stop motion video
7. a small organization that will make events, party-type-ish, but something you´ve never seen (like my ass, but better).
8. take awesome pictures
9. help children in the local kindergarten to feed squirrels.
10.stop using google translator that much
11. an exebition only with polaroid camera picture
12.


i have no idea why i wrote this, so you could read it but at least it´s gonna help me, to prioritize the stuff for now... so i don´t even care about you all, it´s my my evil-selfish plan. ha,hahaa.

and my sense of humor, together with my wonderful/normal hair style look, will return this weekend.

ahg, food calls. need to go.

Hold kæft..

bla, bla, bla. i know that i made a promise to have something ''special'' (sounds very exciting) every 18th date of the month. [fuck, i shouldn´t have mention that, so you probably wouldn´t notice that].. but anyway i actually wanted to say that i´ll have something special some random day a month, so you would have to came here and read this shit all over and over again, till something amazing appears.
but,but as i´m posting Only amazing stuff you won´t get bored by reading only something like the following sentences- I like cookies in the box. I love cookies in the box. I love to eat cookies while sitting on the roof, at the night and look how ridicilous are people in friday night. or saturday night. well actually i´ve never done that, but i think that it could be quite bizzare+ fun expierience.
.. and skipping others thoughts, who are passing you and wondering why the fuck is that freak on the roof eating cookies.

-- <-- do you know what´s that? Wrong. that is a chinese albino person. - <-- do you know what´s that? Wrong. It´s a stripe. enough with my super quizzes, time to see a funny picture.

google says that this is a funny picture, and for one reason it is for me as well, but nooo..

don´t smoke weed poeple. (this happened a yaer ago, and i´ve haven´t tried a weed since,and never will)
p.s. that coment in brackets is actually a lie, in case if someone who would like to hire me reads this.


har en godt dag, folk!

but what about the husbands?

Nelido zemu,
tavs cels ir cits
Tu esi no tiem,
Kas Brinumiem tic.

i´m sorry for all those stupid ones, who can not understand Latvian, cause this is The Shit.
or it´s actually a small poem that i received from home, and damn i love it. yes, yes a bit gay, but sometimes is good to one, i guess so.

But now i´ve decided, that i have to write something funny, otherwise i´m gonna loose my huge audience and not be the most popular person on the planet earth. And now i just changed the song in background cause that was disturbing, but now i´m listening to one called ''Tits on the radio" by Scissor Sisters. and that i revield that i would like my future house to be all in Alexander Girard style.

Fuck every following paragraph is even more gay, so i´ll better just stop writing..

.. gaegneag..ilik.. i like b.. i can´t controll my hands and fingers today.

There IS a necessity to write a super bad post once in your lifetime, so this is my case.
From now on, you will see awesome and only awesomeness, in when reading this blogg.

So, every months at the 18th day of the month you´ll be able read the funniest things in your life. (i checked calendar and in November this date is friday, so that could be exception, cause i´ll probably be laying on the floor(cause i couldn´t find my madress) past out of the amount of the alcohol i´ve drank, cause it´s Latvia´s national day) ... BUT now you now, which (ur favourite) webpage to visit every 18th date.

Have a good day and not that sweaty balls.

p.s. i fucking knew that their is a frog with moustaches.

this. picture.

Almost no money? Maybe.
Having no job? Maybe.
Yesterday made meat ball (frikadele)first time in my life and didn´t die after eating them? Maybe.

so.. new people, new school, new way of living --> new ideas. This time a damn fucking good one(s)
Like making a book. And two video´s, and a business. Of course not a book with that much text, videos, like ur used to seen and business, that u´ve ever heard about. no,no,no this time all this shit gonna blow ur minds. some day it definitely will.

and i didn´t get all these genious ideas, cause of the change of social environment. no, no, i could come up with new stuff even sitting in a box for a year.. cause i´m so smart.

I have a pancake making tools + a recipe, but i have used them for every single other possible thing, but pancake making.

i have no idea if ur gonna see this picture i uploaded, cause now there´s only some fucking letter in stead of picture.. but that could describe my this moments moood.

Inspirational/creative Crap. (will try to update this quite often)

http://www.chloefleury.com/news -- a bit too pinky style, but still cool

http://vimeo.com/ -- just loads of crazy ass videos (also mine´s)

http://www.tumblr.com/ -- just super filled with super cool stuff. really recomend you to visit

http://www.thehorsetailor.com/beta/ -- if u´ll ever need a horse costume

http://sincerelyhana.com -- pictures

http://thecuriousbrain.com --- cool stuff

http://www.gif.tv/ --- funny shit

http://getcreepy.com/ --- skate

http://9gag.com/ --- stupid pictures

http://theoatmeal.com/ -- super cool webpage

http://artrebels.com/ --- kewl site

http://www.utopiatheory.com --comics

http://www.wk.com/ -- add company, super cool environment ther + videos are amazing

http://thekillergerbil.blogspot.com/ -- cool graffiti artist

http://blublu.org/ -- more graffitties

http://www.banksy.co.uk -- and of course bansky-graffitti

http://www.goodbysilverstein.com -- ad company

http://www.yarddog.com/ ---creative artist

http://www.bestival.net/ --- cool festival + webpage

http://www.wovenflesh.com/ -- a Danish t-shirt designs and other stuff, really nice

http://startupblog.wordpress.com -- i put it cause it has cool drawings at the left side, but must a bee something more

http://www.raghavakk.com -- a bit fuc.. different art.

http://www.designswan.com ---- really, really Do recommend. full of awesome stuff.


http://www.theselby.com/ -- don´t excately know what are they doing, but have some awesome projects.

http://unclutteredwhitespaces.com/ -- is about good idea’s and breathing life into ideas. (that´s what they say about themselves)

http://animalsbeingdicks.com/ -- well, the name of the site is awesome :D

http://justcreativedesign.com -- need any more explenation?


http://bewaremag.com/ --- online magazine of urban culture. is dangerously addictive.

http://www.giantchild.com/ --- archive of creative content from around the world.

http://www.openyoureyesproject.com/ -- french artist

http://www.shortoftheweek.com ---- The goal of this site is to bring festival-quality short films to a broader, non-festival-going audience. (i think it´s super awesome)


http://colorcubic.com/ --- multidisciplinary creative studio..


http://www.scoutbooks.com/ --- very,very nice site. make ur scout book. love the concept & design.

http://www.redbubble.com -- read "about us" that´s is just something amazing. love it.

www.thefuntheory.com --- creative inventions

http://www.mymodernmet.com --- enthusiasts and trendspotters connect over creative ideas.

http://deepgreensea.net -- We think, we play, we experiment, we learn. amazing videos.

http://www.rethinkcanada.com -- digital media agancy, and a damn good one.

http://scrapperstown.com --- damn this dude has A LOT of super cool design. must check it out.

http://hungryeyeball.com --- your eye balls won´t be hungry after seeing these art works, i can promise you that!

http://www.jolbyandfriends.com --- one of the best design page i´ve seen. love this kind of a stuff.

http://championdontstop.com/site3/champ.html -- loads of super cool drawings

http://www.book-by-its-cover.com/ -- "must see" site, with loads of cool design

http://tatt.ly/ -- you want a tattoo? get inspired here!!

http://www.designsponge.com -- all about design + seems to be very popular

http://grainedit.com/ --classic design work from the 1950s-1970s and contemporary designers that draw inspiration from that time period. Cac buy a lot of cool books.

http://stevenharrington.com -- inspiring and damn cool design

http://joshcochran.net --- design, design, design

http://www.invisiblecreature.com -- all sorts of creative,awesome stuff

http://www.charleyharperprints.com -- and some more awesomeness here

http://sanna-annukka.com -- interesting a bit different art/design style

http://www.miroslavsasek.com -- series of amazing books

http://stefankanchev.com --- lots of cool logo design (check "other" tab)

http://grabbabeast.com/#/home/daily_faves -- make ur beast

http://www.nikdaum.com -- crazy postcards

http://www.kickstarter.com/ -- will help you to fulfill you nasties + craziest and the most creative projects.

http://www.spankystokes.com --- a bit of everything + crazy toys

http://www.chrismcveigh.com --- lego artist

http://www.creativemornings.com -- conferences with creative stories.. something like ted.com

http://jasonalami.com -- nice pictures

http://www.whitehousepost.com -- great add company.

http://artrebels.com/ -- an awesome place for creative people. get involved ;)

http://agents-of-change.co.uk -- very cool graffity artists

http://www.theinspiration.com/ -- i think the name says everything it self

http://thefoxisblack.com --- wallpapers,damn good ones

http://poolga.com -- great, great drawings- love them

http://www.sandradieckmann.com -- a great illustration work, love it.

http://www.creativeboom.co.uk/ --- creative communities in UK, a can get a piece of inspiration also there.

hvasshannibal.dk --- an art and design studio in Copenhagen. nice work, no really :D

http://peskimo.tumblr.com/ -- sweet design

http://www.paulclements.tv/ -- super crazy motion designer.

http://abduzeedo.com/ -- collection of visual,inspirational, useful tutorials. Damn it´s good.

http://www.sourharvest.com -- loads of artwork

deesigngeek.blogspot.com -- an interesting blog. new, but will develop pretty nice.

http://mycardboardlife.bigcartel.com -- never thought cardboard can look that nice.

http://ohhdeer.com -- some design you can buy + get a neat t-shirt every month (appr.12 pounds)

http://www.mikeperrystudio.com/ -- crazy good artists/designer

http://www.neitherfishnorfowl.com -- damn, damn, there a lot of nice artworks, those illustration, mmh.'

http://thejailbreak.com --- creative community.

http://society6.com -- a huge artist community with loads of really, really awesome art pieces

http://www.creativereview.co.uk -- The leading magazine for visual communication

http://www.blogandbuysale.com -- the ultimate showcase for creative talent selling their work online

http://cargocollective.com -- creative publishing platform.

http://www.designer-daily.com -- design& inspiration and resources

http://pleix.net -- irtual community of digital artists based in Paris.

http://www.constellationco.com -- great studio, works with paper prints in old school style

http://nonefutbolclub.com/ -- a design company

http://www.momadesignstudio.org/ -- The Department of Advertising and Graphic Design

http://www.invisiblecreature.com/ -- design, illustration, direction. Love It!

http://goodcorps.com/ --helps brands and organizations align business strategy with social impact

http://www.cataloguestudio.fr -- multidisciplinary graphic design studio

http://theworkmag.com/ --- fashion, art, design magazine

http://teach.sdypart.com/ --We’re Study Partner, a teaching alliance and idea lab co-founded in 2007 by Jen Thomas and Shawn Petersen.

http://alwayswithhonor.com/ -- a mission to create work that reflects their curiosity& pursuit of clarity.

http://www.bytwodots.com/ -- Bytwodots is a design collaboration formed over ten years ago.

http://www.soderbergagentur.com -- Söderberg Agentur was founded in 1994 to represent leading Swedish photographers.

http://work.gmunk.com/ -- design directory and motion graphics.

http://cargocollective.com/kswankphoto -- a photo each day- pretty cool!

http://tensographics.com/ -- t-shirt illustrations

http://www.blackswan.tv/ -- videos, nice and creative work done there. --

http://thecreativefinder.com/ --

http://tensographics.com/ -- nice graphic work

http://www.marcgomezdelmoral.com/ cinematographer

http://under-the-line.tv/ -- independent platform for video and short films.

http://almasty.com/

http://www.alconic.it/ -- animation, design, illustrations

http://aintbadmagazine.com --- photographic art journal that discusses contemporary culture, issues and human existence.

http://michaelstevenforrest.com/

http://daikoku.ndc.co.jp graphic designers

http://cargocollective.com/atelierolschinsky design studio in Austria

http://nonefutbolclub.com/ --- paris based art studio

http://www.momadesignstudio.org/ -- Department of Advertising and Graphic Design
is The Museum of Modern Art’s in-house design studio.

http://cargocollective.com/offthehabit -- film / animation

http://studio.brendanaustin.com/

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http://43magazine.com/ skateboard magazine

http://www.booooooom.com/ -- art blog. super nice

http://creativecommons.org -- develops, supports, and stewards legal and technical infrastructure that maximizes digital creativity, sharing, and innovation.

http://slaveryfootprint.org

http://13creative.com

http://adoholik.com/

http://triforcetribute.landpdx.com/

http://www.studioonfire.com/ design and print studio

https://www.tbwachiat.com/

http://www.tankyou.dk -- artshop with a large selection of art, drawings, posters,
prints, international magazines and books.

http://www.ghettofilm.org/

http://www.goodisdead.com/

http://www.playingforchange.com/blog


http://sirjohnaday.com/

http://genericbaldman.com/

http://blog.eyemagazine.com

http://www.good.is/

http://www.johnst.com/

http://www.xavierencinas.com

http://imprint.printmag.com

http://hugoandmarie.com/

http://www.kunsten.nu/fokus/fokus.php?Street+Art+%2F+Graffiti

http://streetartview.com

http://www.micahlidberg.com/

http://www.creativespaces.net.au/

http://www.janokscal.com

http://evaske.com/

http://deanoakley.com/

http://aditshukla.com

http://www.parachutejournalists.com/

http://www.pojeta.cz/

http://cpeople.ru -- creative agancy

http://www.owlconcept.com

http://www.designlabcph.com

http://www.milliontrees.ca/

http://www.gomedia.us

http://www.studio7am.it

http://songofstyle.blogspot.com/

http://www.deadastrology.com

http://corp.fightmymonster.com/

http://adsoftheworld.com

http://www.orangesprocket.com/

http://portfolio.lutincapuche.com

http://interactive.nfb.ca/#/

http://kylemcdonald.net/

http://www.randomformation.com

http://www.slideshare.net/KristinaWeiHui/andy-riley-return-of-the-bunny-suicides-presentation

http://www.ideo.com

http://dashohec.blogspot.com/

http://www.denisechandler.com/

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mr brainwash

clap ur hands ya, claps ur hands ya.

cause i´m dooooone with ''One bite''
and you can see it right here bitches http://vimeo.com/28006586
but as i lost all my inspirational web page adresses i will have to start all over-fucking-again, so my next post is dedicated only to those shits, like inspirational and super creative bullshit.
yes, i´m wearing my gangster underpants that´s why there there´s such a strong language in this post.
today, i eat my pasta with russian salat and smoked three cigarette´s, no 4 i think. what a productive day i have, mmmmh hm.
i have a dream. my neighbours have dreams. a horse has a dream. and pinguins maybe also have a dream. But the difference between those and mine is that i finally understand what kind a business i would like to make. and i have a pretty damn clear vision how it should look like.
i did a small calculation (without calculator) that i need around 25'000 DKK to start. So off i goooooo oo...

step number one: Making name for the company.
1. Pyramids of the monkeys
2. Church with a long penis
3. Shop for not that happy people.
4. Bag full of gas and lighter in ur pocket.
5. Honey floored banana table.
6. .... ok i can continue like that all day long, you can help me to choose later right one.

God fucking damn it..

usually when i loose something, no matter what- money, a t-shirt, sense of humor or member card for a strip club, i´m sad for a moment and then i just say fuck it.. and continue doing what ever i´m supposed to. But this time, i wanted to update one of my previous post in blogg, where is was posting inspiration and creative+ funny webpages and now, i can´t fucking find it!?
if i deleted it, then i can delete this stupid blogg as well, cause i collected so many of cool things their. fuck.. fuck.

.. i´m taking a deep breath. scratching the place where sun never shine´s. taking a deep breath again.


ok, fuck it. i´ll find them again. but hopefully first is gonna be a job offer that i´m gonna get. cause i need to buy new pants,underpants and a harry potter poster and a lamp and matilde´s milkshake (big one).


Medion- yes, that´s a not a brand name for some medical or kitchen supplies but of my computer. first fucking time i heard the name of it. and no wonder. it can´t even run a movie maker. movie maker.. then how the hell am i supposed to run anything at multimedia design studies.

but i know that studies are a serious thing and teachers their are´nt having that much fun their, so i can play the class clown´s role with my Medion. and i just attached a ''baked beans'' picture that cover all the back side of computer. looks more worthy already.

and here you can see one of the picture of the wonderful movie that´s coming up some time this year :D

or maybe i should post a picture every day and you could put the movie together your selves, huh?

oh, ther´s almost 900 of them, so it´s gonna take more than two years to post it.



a quote from a very wise man. ''In two years can happen a lot of things.'' /A very wise man. aka the owner of this blogg/

God damn.

looking at a naked woman. on the calendar. on my wall.
.. oh wait, what was that. MY wall, cause i have a roooooom, a place to live.
for the first time in my awesome life i´m on my own. Fucking finally. it doesn´t matter that the only ''furniture'' so far is a mattress on the floor, and the floor where is all my stuff.
For the first months i´ll probably will fuck up everuthing i possibly can in everything, but after that i´ll be able to write a book ''How to live an adult life'' or easter- europian in Denmark. Both probably.

I realised (with a little help from a friend) that internet is a very good thing. cause i can write everything i want, even things that i would normaly not mention to everyone or some of them to no one. But this is a way how you all can see what´s happening i my weird head. Thank you mister 'i invented internet' for all this. i´ll buy a postcard with you on it.
ok, i just searched it and the following poped up. THE INTERNET WAS NOT INVENTED BY ONE PERSON OR GROUP OF PEOPLE. THERE IS NO ONE INDIVIDUAL RESPONSIBLE but this man Leonard Kleinrock was the first one to mention it.. maybe i should change my name now to Rihards Kleinrock Savickis. Sounds awesome.

and you can start to wait for a brand new stop motion. and for those who actaully read this blogg i can reveal that the name of the video is ''One Bite'' exciting huh?

make pancakes with love

so it´s been a while since i have wrote something, but there are a lot of reasons for that (not excuses).
as i´m a very, very (very) busy person, with washing dishes, learning how to play ''wonderwall'' on guitar and drinking beer and cider and jegermeister and coke, for hangover next morning.
but still, being so occupied with all these things i had time to come up with a new cocktail recipe. *note. - a new talent for me. so i dedicated white russian to latvian person. Listen up carefully now, you might hear something that could change your life (again, by reading this blogg).
The mighty recipe iiiiiiis, a moment of silence, and it is- vodka and ice. ..       .      ..  I know simple and genious. Thank you.

and from a 4 months brake, has waken up my hunger for stop motion, so ladies and gentlemen, in a weeks time you shall be introduced to a whole new level of master-pieceness.

and you just need to hear this piece of music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxjjhhH8ZoM
but don´t listen while reading this, cause it fucks up all the meaning then. or does it?

and here´s a homework for you bitches, learn all this signs and then you can show them to your mother. and my mother... and someone else´s mother. 

daft punk is playing at my house, at my house

actually i don´t have a house, so there is no daft punk near to me, but damn the he´s music is the shit. the shit man.

and damn, you need to hear this     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKAv6HJeroQ&feature=player_embedded   starting from 1.09. it´s like if you have any problems than you immediately forget about them cause ur high from from song

and someone actually posted something at the public blogg. that´s the greatest success i´ve ever had, cause i thought that it´s gonna stay empty till i´ll post something again, but of course, this blogg is world-wide known, so actually that does not surprise me.

recipe how to get drunk in half and hour. being alone.

take half bottle of vodka with fanta, 8 ciders,2 beers, 2 cigarette´s and two almond/chocolate ice-creams. and finish them in less then 32 minutes and result achieved. i know, i know, sound unreal that i could possibly have any effect from this small amount of alcohol, but that´s only because i was in a bad mood that day.

so we come to a conclusion that everything you do, is going to be effected by your mood. even cutting a slice of bread (at specially that) or making a plan for next 5 years of your life, is going to be as bad or good as your mood is at the moment you make the decision.

oh my God, i´m seriously  a genius. i should just write a book about what i´m thinking and in few years you could see my face being crafted in marble and standing next to Albert Einstein, Aristotle or Gutenber or a copy of my self.

you might be tired of my wisdom, so i promise to stop writing about that. now only i´m gonna write how beautiful i am :D

and this picture is dedicated to one special crocodile.

putting silent disappointment face on your toe :D

Artic monkeys- my propeller are rolling for the 10th time and i even don´t care. fucking nasty.

i had this brilliant idea. to make a sink business. Everything is made out of sinks. beds,candles,dog houses, pens, dildos, and books about stupid clown faces like myself :)

and then if your gonna work in my Rabbit sink cooperation you´ll have ur own office. with desk and a sink. you don´t need a computer, you have a sink. you need no paper or pen, you have a sink. you´ll be asking ''but how can i do something?'' i´ll say ''you have a sink''

..

ooh no, actually my brilliant idea was another one. but this was pretty great as well.

i should wrote down my password write here and then everyone can come and write what they want.

piiiii (the annoying sound) ...not gonna happen.

oh, no. after a fucking hour an a  half i made a new blogg.
so.
name of the blogg
http://manwithadonkeyandcigarettes.blogspot.com
email- doghead@inbox.lv
password- computermac

p.s. for those stupid ones, you need to enter www.blogger.com first


write what your mamma thinks is the best.

ezbenz

this is how we do it.  the real shit starts at 1.00 and the video is not important, only the song :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqATzcEN3jI

cause this song should be in background all the time, if me and Conrad would film ourselves, cause we´re just rollin all day long. or not.... cause after the school stopped we are the only two students left and we are helping cleaning ladies, yeah man yeah.

the good thing is we have our won apartment that´s pretty big and we have full fridge with booooooze, that we´re going to drink some day soon.

the bad this is that i can, not remember shit, what i wrote in the previous post, and i think, that i wrote is not that long time ago, so i might be repeating some things.. but who the fuck cares about that huh. not even my mother (she doesn´t actually know´s that i´m writing a blog, and i don´t think that she know´s what the blog is, but that´s what makes her gangsta the most. besides praying)

this is tits. 

and i ordered electronic cigaret, so i´m gonna look more that a pimp, while i´m gonna smoke that shit indoor, when in the school it´s not allowed to smoke real ones. maybe even at the lunch table. damn.

kewl

that how cool kids writes the word cool- kewl or actually i dont know :D
but the story from now on is only going to lead you in sorrows and saddest feelings you've ever had.
everything started with my computer joining vodka tasting club. after few hours of drying it was ok, but when my computer "tried" few zips of Carlsberg (or almost a whole can of it) then it's heartbeats slowly faded out.
(i could continue in on this dumpy note, but the moment there was quite funny, cause as i was drunk and i just laughed so hard at the small ''power'' light fading out, after every time it's been pressed. and at that moment i thought that it's the most hilarious thing i've ever experienced.)
and i lost my camera, but i got it back after 10 days.
and my girlfriend will leave the country soon, for two fucking months :(
as this is the last week in this awesome school, some of the people are already starting to look upon the following sunday when everyone is going to cry like small girls and like this would be there last day to live on the planet earth. including me.
 and then i already eat all of my favorite candies that my mother sent me two days ago.

but you know what they say, even in the ugliest bird can sing song.. .. . ok, i'm not that good at making metaphors, but what i meant was that even in that worst situation, there is something good. so in this situation good is that, i'll be able to run around gym naked, cause there is no one going to be there any more. yea man, yea.

+ during the time i was writing this super gorgeous post, i listened to Adele's- Rolling in the deep, for about 9 times.
fuck.

quizz

i never wanna feeeeeeel like i did that day, [RHCP] or in my case "like i felt last night" cause i almost died. got up every 2 hours, with terrible headaches and full nose but then i started to sing this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ and immediately i got better. no of course that`s a lie, but at least i didn`t thought about the situation for 3 minutes, so every one should have a song, to sing when you`re in the deepest shit possible.

oh, and as we were in this festival, i got some new friends, and i want to show you picture of all of them.

and the last one is just a creepy monkey who guarded my beers.

as you can see, I got a lot of new friends. and all of them are really cool.

see you all jealous pants soon.

HP

as a great Harry Potter fan club member, i feel responsible to inform you with the following information. http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku1s1mcg2O1qzwqylo1_500.jpg&imgrefurl=http://brennadaugherty.tumblr.com/post/266788153/spells-in-harry-potter&usg=__tr_4Ae6tA-N4ep0OTTamItVrcXA=&h=500&w=500&sz=162&hl=lv&start=0&sig2=VgxrVHNIk8OtAhhg0pqDeg&zoom=1&tbnid=ijhvzBWC-L0JyM:&tbnh=160&tbnw=159&ei=uiXVTfmqMsLz-gbT1NSSDA&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dharry%2Bpotter%2Bspells%26um%3D1%26hl%3Dlv%26sa%3DG%26biw%3D1366%26bih%3D643%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=339&vpy=83&dur=2013&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=64&ty=115&sqi=2&page=1&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0

ok, maybe im not a fan of this wizard boy, it`s just fun to see this kind of a stuff.

i heard then there is going to be vodka today at the cafe, and tomorrow is free, hmm.. so what could that possibly mean. of course not that we are going to be piss drunk today, and puke all over the shelter place, where cafe is located today.
and a brand new episode of random horse [only without any random horse] series is coming out. probably there is going to trailer first. and i can tell you a secret that the main actor is retarded owl Bob.
now i need to look at my enormous muscles... ok i`m back and but i have nothing more to say, cause i have more important things to do now. like scratching my leg close to my balls, and looking outside of the window.

oh, no, i just wanted to say that yesterday we [we, includes me, so im cool as well] had sushi, from our sushi master Miyuki. ok she`s just a girl from a Japan, but still to eat a food that`s been made by a person with originally narrow eyes, is one of the best things in your life. and her mother sent some cookies, so i know how Japanese sweets taste now as well.

and i just thought that is could be a really cool idea to write something stupid, and actually there is a picture of horse in bumble bees costume. fuck man.

magnuss jaunākais, elmāram puik.

http://vimeo.com/11518675
šis video..
what the fuck, i started to write in my own language, that must mean, that i have to take my hand out of my pants and start to write here more often, or just you people who don`t understand Latvia, will have to learn it. simple as that.
well that that video i posted the link to, is something really cool, but not for long, cause when im gonna find out the programm that`s been used for that video, and how to make it, i will make a better one. Sorry Maxime Bruneel.
oh, today i got like an unstoppable stream of blood coming out of my nose.. yea, that was pretty nasty.
and today, i eat eags and i sended text message to my girlfriend and got into Business Academy Aarhus and watched a funny video and talked to my mother.


have  a terribly good day bitches.

tålmodighed and plaster saver

that`s a new word i learned yesterday, but of course that i can not remember it, so i just looked in my notes to write it. ok, i used google translator  because on my awesome keyboard there is no letter å.

but i just wanted to share the greatest thing in my life. and that is that i will have to present my world-wide known movie in front of many, many people, and i got a hole in my face, or chin, and it`s huge and disgusting. So i`ll look adorable, with that speaking in front of this audiance.  And why the title is plaster saver is because i found one Brwon plaster, to cover that shit, and now im the happiest man on the planet earth, cause now i can hide it, at least a little bit more, that with a white, completely "NOT" outstanding.


so you see, how lucky a person could be, with only having a BROWN plaster + im gonna keep that for later... and trying to forget why the plaster is actually needed.
So the mighty moral of the story is that, you should, BE FUCKING HAPPY ABOUT THE SMALL THINGS THAT MAKES YOUR LIFE WONDERFUL, INSTEAD OF BEING MISERABLE AND COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERY THING THAT DISTURB YOU.

yes i just took picture of myself.
Ok, maybe i don`t look really happy but that`s only cause i was born with a sad face, and this is close max, of my happiness face and + you can see the plaster now. And i haven`t seen my wife for almost a month now, and i don`t know when i will meet her again..




But, now you have read a new super admirable post, that you can show to your friends and say-
" Hi, John, i just found this really cool post, and  i think that now i know the way of my life. Now I know how should i continue to live my life... I think that dude is genius. "
So copy this text, only instead of John write your friends name and just send it.    

Easy cake. To bake.

today

is the mighty day, when i`m heading back to my awesome school, but in a totally not awesome way. again in bus 26 hours.. i hope that those polish hookers will still be there so i can have a moment of joy, at least. Yes, only looking at them gives me joy as well, to see how stupid they are, standing at the side of the road in the freezing weather, with almost no clothes on. ha.   i hope, that i will never have a job like that.

ooh, yes, i found a note in my bag to buy something cool for my roommate (no we`re not gay, that`s just what friends do i guess) and so far i have came up with... eh. nothing that i could buy. vodka probably.
+ i haven`t made any stop motion for a while.. and i have not explanation why is that, but i talking with Kevin, that the next one should be stop ,motion porn :D. so far the only problem is to get actors and i don`t get it, why no one, wants to be famous.

so as im cool and this blogg is even cooler, so i need to upload a very cool picture.

and this was the first one to pop up, when i wrote a really cool picture in google. well, of course that the picture and i more than ugly. (if i want to be polite)

but when i wrote this "i think that this is a really cool picture", then the real shit appeared.

and i choose first two, cause both of them are cool.


have a cool day bitches.
cool.

and i thought..

that coming home would be the best think in the world, (besides having 3 cold beers in the bed after a good jerk off :D ) but as im used to not to work for last 4 month, then one day of semi difficult work almost killed me. and my hands. and i don`t know why my ass hurts as well. only left cheek though.
enough with my exciting stories about nothing and i want to share something really important with you. Read carefully now.
One the way here, when we went through Poland, there was 8 prostitutes, in maybe 14 minutes, standing on the side of the road.  All of them looked enough brown to be compared to a Thanksgiving Days turkey and weared skirts, that we`re no longer than my patience to wait for a Big Mac, and believe me it`s really short or i don`t have it at all.
and  i`ll better stop writing about them, cause we have two polish chicks in the school, and they might read this and try to kill me after, cause you never now, if one of those 8 girls at the side of the road were not friends of the polish girls i know.
and i remembered only today that i have to buy a polaroid camera, and then i`ll have shitloads of them printed pictures one me wall.
ok, me go now, cause already got http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBWB61ClHvU&feature=related

1

well, new students are here (sadly, it`s 75% of boys) for the 5th day and i have talked with atleast 4 of them. yes im not the best example to get friends fast as the lightning hits the ground..
why the fuck am i talking about lightning it couldn`t get any friends any way.-- skip this.
....
and continuing this post, after 9 hours brake im might say that now is 3.03 in the morning and im thinking to go to bed, cause, nothing insanely cool from my super smart brain, suprisingly is not comming out.
and as me and my beloved girlfriend agreed on being super honest, i can`t write here that i have a tattoo,cause she`s reading this blogg, and if i would mention that, she could find it out, and get mad on me, for not telling that to her first. Oh, snap, i already did.. so i`ll just have to wait now, and face the unpleasant punishment. either i want it or not.

nr1. this is my dream bed.
nr2. this is my dream.

nr1+nr2= peace (atleast in my head,home,bed)

krējums maiz a zapt

and the finally my super cool video is accepted in dansendage,dk and that means that it`s one step closer to win 1500 euros and and, yes, that is just tits.
and one of the funniest "movies" i`ve recently seen is the new Jackass and that`s all what i will tell about it, cause if you haven`t seen it by yourself then you a looser.
last week in Brandbjerg Hojskole for some of the students, unfortunately not because they smoked weed, but for more booring reason, like the end of the first part of semester. and that sucks for them. and eventually it will for me in 3 months as well, but let`s not talk about that now.
+ during this week you`ll definitely see a new stop motion or else.. ok i couldn`t come up with something really funny, so there is not "or else"

hg

today we had an excursion to Arhus and that was so fun. oh, no i lied it was one of the crappiest days in my life, so there is no fucking point to write someting more cause it`s going to be only something fucking bad.
fuck

excuse me, can i light my spliff?

to be precise it`s 1.43 and im sitting here, only me, my frustration and camera. and if we link these things together then you can guess, that i haven`t made a normal (longer than 10 seconds) stop motion and that`s not good.

but everything is not that bad, cause atleast my morning started funny.  in stead of my alarm clock, it was my roommate who farted so loud, that actually woke me up. and that is not an easy thing to do. cause im sleeping like a dead rock. ok, rocks are not alive, so you must understand that my sleep is deeper than you can possibly imagine. but still Seb, managed to wake me up. 

oh, and i got ice-cream today.

and i really don`t think that im gonna read danish newspapers ever again. (yes, my languages skills are great enough, to read, and understand atleast every 3rd word).

So i, with a big smile and best intentions opened a newspaper, and the first text said this. "Dear foreigner, (now i got really excited) you are not welcome here..." then i slowly raised my eyes out of the paper, looked around and considered to start to pack my bags, and cancel the application letter for university, and go home. Till this beautiful day i thought that Denmark is foreigners safe country, but i start to doubt that.

 Fuck man.

stop motion-my love potion.

crazy rhyme, i know.

100 bananas and lego

i wanted to start with uploading my latest video which consists of pure awesomeness, but then you would probably not read anything. and now i understand that you can not read it anyway, so, shut up.
aaah, ok i`ll upload the video and that`s it. im too tired to write something more.
Yes, yes even me, the iron man, gets tired sometimes, but it`s because "being awesome" part of my life takes a lot of energy. it`s sometimes hard to be good at everything.

roadtrip or is it?

well. well. that fucking keyboard of this god damn Aarhus libabry computer is pretty close to a complete shit, meaning that the each button is like in a size of box safty matches box, and you actually need to use your finger muscles to press a fucking button.

now you know in what king of a track this record is heading to. cause im wining about a fucking keyboard.

and i have a little issue besides this (maybe at the same size as just mentioned one), that needs to be resolved in max 4days, and it would be nice too choose the right answer cause it can change my next 2 years up side down.
and i just bought 2 bananas and old, empty, coffie can. shit knows why.. but im happy with my purchase and thats all what matters the most.. now.
for my eager stop motion fans, i can satisfy you all with saying that new episod is comming soon. ok its not actaully comming or going anywhere i just need, to finish it, and i slept max 3-5 hours a day, last four days, so dont you fucking dare to say that im lazy or slow or any other kind of a person who can not finish his\hers work at the time.
and probably my new addiction will be watching desperate housewives with my girlfriend. and i dont even care that its gay, cause its fun. atleast most of the time.


trouble maker-party braker.
p.s. looks like im more than a genious in making new punch lines.

everything-it

well, as there probably are some hillbillies who, do not use facebook, then i`m forced to upload, my extremely cool stop motion videos here as well.

and im not going to explain this video, cause it is going to a bit too difficult for most of your brains, just enjoy, the things moving cool.

+ it`s vital to have your speakers, turned to the max... or just atleast on, to understand the purpose of some of the things. and yes, that is a violin. an ugly one that`s true, but im not the best violin drawer, and nobody didn`t wanted to draw it for me. ok, didn`t ask, cause im too cool, for other tool. -- oh shit, that`s an awesome punch line, i just came up with. "im too cool for your tool"

probably the best punch line maker alive, is the owner of the worlds top blogg as well... Jesus. no, not Jesus im the one.

probably the black eyed peas music in background, has inspired me to write this crap.
and actually i want to call for today, but stupid videos hasn`t uploaded yet.. then i`ll just scrach my balls, for few more minutes...

me back, on the crack, and take a shit on your track and i still have a lunch box to pack. - insaaaaaane rhyme. and  i made it in less than 10 seconds. damn, i should contact eminem now to get an adress for "shelter" and perform there. i wouldn`t need anything else then this one line to beat everyone.



PEACE MAKER- BROWNIE BAKER.

maybe, maybe

two weeks or to be precise 13 days is a bit too much of a time to not even take a look at the blogg, but you know, i actually knew, that this place needed a little rehabilitation, from my super dumb/cool text, but now im back  and i will let no moment for rest this blogg, cause i have a fucking english test in 8 days, and it would be nice to prepare a little bit. and this is a great way how to do it.

ok, ok enough with booring speaches about this shit, cause i had a incredibly awesome weekend. although i spent 70% of the time in the room, i had such a nice time, and im so looking forward, for the next weekend, when i will probably spend some time in the room as well, but not in this gods forgotten place.
and as my Danish has impoved and now is to close to a fluent way of speaking i can put a cross in the "staying in the  Danmark for next 3,5years" box, for sure.

and now i will excuse myslef with no proper reason.
hi kealinger, and all other weird, my blogg reading people.

the something, something ft. christmas tree.

and that means, i just shitted in my pajama pants and said uncle Bent 3 times.
or i didn`t cause i don`t even have a pajama pants.
I don`t know why the fuck i wrote these first two sentences, but anyway.
yesterday, was the first time in my life when i spent like 10 minutes together with a strange dude, with a stupid hair cut. and it was midnight and it was cold, and i was like 80km away from the school hoping that i will take the correct train.
and after i did (took the correct one), i spent 25 minutes in a another train station, but this time with two men. and both of them looked suspicious, cause one was reading a book, but mostly he was looking everywhere else, but not in the pages, and the other one was just making weird sounds (possibly trying to show, that he`s not feeling awkard in that silent moment) and i just sat there, thinking either to speak with them or not cause, i had a nice conversation with two beautiful Danish girls, who were going to play handball, and there doing this big practise only 4 times a year.
so, wanted to say, that it was a booring trip, and to show that i can describe even something booring in many sentences. yes im so impressive.


and i came to conclusion, that in trains, actually only ugly Danish people can speak a proper english. Good thing it`s not about this school as well. xD

teeehee. - i just stole this punch line from a famous "youtuber"

oh, oh, oh

and i decided to be happier.
i just read my friends blogg, and it was so cool, in the way, that there was not wrote anything specific, or super
inspirational, but still i my eyes opened from the sad darkness, shadow and now i will enjoy my life. and this time it`s not a hoax.
appriciate what the fuck you have, and aknowledge the shit that is disturbing you, but do not let it ruin, your happiness. fuck, man live you mother fucking life, and don`t look in the mirror, if that`s what`s bothers you.
and probaby a doze of happiness, gave the end of the worst week ever, but it couldn`t just stop from pure evil to pure and light joy, if hadn`t read the blogg,
So thank you, thanks to myself and everyone else who are guilty for my unexpected revealing of infinitive pleasure.
oh, and this saturday there will be one of the best parties, in the so far, that im not attending to, cause, i have better plans in my mind.
i just hope that i`ll be smart enough to pick the right train and bus to reach my expected destination.

phone call

i don`t know if you write the title seperate, or together, but i don`t care as same as i really don`t care what are we going to do tomorrow, cause today sucked the biggest dick on earth. and that`s probably mine. ok, not a single human being have somthing that big... meaning that we have a theme week, as i probably already mentioned, but it`s just worth repeating, cause such a lame week i think, i had only in 1989, when i was still swinging in father balls, and got kick between the nuuuuuuts.        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP8SAEsPz3A&feature=related

im just exhausted from all this crappy,useless information, that has been stuffed in my head + doing nothing.
ok before dinner, we were actually doing something, but that was just so, so, so lame, that i just left the building. come on.
good that the next week is going to be a normal week, cause my motivation so far is just sucked out to do anything useful.

and for something positive. this evening in football game, i got kick the ball in the face, and i can`t properly move my jaw.
ooh. ok, nothing positive for today. and tomorrow as well.

krūmlauzis

i don`t even care that im writting the title in Latvian, cause im so cool, and i can do it. And non of you can not stop me, maybe by paying me some money or just sending a shitloads of cigaretts so i can start to smoke again, and then this blogg will be with even more dirty words, than it is now, cause then i will feel even more gangstar than i am [if that`s possible]
and i failed at making new stop motion so, im in bad mood for 24 hours now. yes poor me. and i don`t even have a bottle next to me to sink my sadness and endless frustrations, so the only thing left is stuff my mouth with last peaces of chocolate wich my mother sended me yesterday.
and now i have mentioned my mother for second time here, so you now, you know how important she is to me, and everybody else, who are reading this blogg, cause it depends pretty much of her, what im going to write.
ok i doesn`t, that was a pure lie xD
and i don`t think that there is point of uploading my cool videos, cause allmost all of them you can see in facebook.com if you know what is that.
ok my computer is dying so i will end now,
peace.
no peace, fuck that :D

again and again..

i`ve betrayed myself and my blogg, by not uploading any videos and by not writting actually anything in there :D
well, what should i say, so trustfull that you all would actually believe. Yes,  i was too busy, to touch this awesome bloog, cause i was too busy with exploring female bodies, and eating food all the time. ok, that`s a lie, i  was trying to find my inner myself and learning how to control my own blood pressure.
Noooot, cause that`s the most "gayish" thing you could possilbe do, and im totally not gay, im all about v.a.g.i.n.a.
and a little bit about writting bullshit constantly in here. but who the fuck cares, maybe only my mother. oh, but she even doesn`t know`s that im having a blogg, so that`s fucking crazyyyyy, and any way she would understand, cause it`s in english. ok, ok now im a bit too deep in my own private shit, so i will stop with this.
and im looking at the time and it says, it`s vidoe o` clock, yeeees.

quote from myself.

and as im not a professional stop motion-movie, yet, the only place were im going to publish them is going to be this bitch ass blogg :)
so my next horrifiengly creative video is like this, like this.

and tomorrow, or the next closest day when i`ll be sober i will upload another unexpainably cool video.oh, no i lied, cause im like always sober, if you remember, from last record, so possibly if my memory is not going to fail again, then it probably could be tomorrow.
oh, and looks like im the only, geek of the school how`s sitting inside in front of a computer screen, while everyone else is outside and being social.
so me run noooow.

bedshoez

that was the most booring word i could come up with bedshoez- cause im becoming a really boring person, meaning that im not drinking and a haven`t smoked for many,many days and couldn`t be healtrier, so probably my next step is going to be becoming a memmber of Green Peace, and giving all my property to poor people and then go to the homeless place, cause i will not have anything left. So i`ve carefully planned how to brake that continuing chain that might lead me to the desert of homelessness. I will smoke one cigaret today. I know, i know it might be a really crazy and wild idea, but i think that ia have courage enough to do that.
But im doing it only for good, cause i don`t want to be without a room above my head and food to eat.
Now in the background is one of the worst playlist i`ve ever heard, but i don`t mind, cause im such a good person.
clap you`re hands if have smelly feets and dance.

2011

today, today after week delaying we finally opend our super cool exebition with pictures of all the students and staff&teachers. and of course i have the best picture of all of them, cause im like so handsome n shit.
eventually im staying in this place only till march :( and if im not going to be stupid or lazy then starting from april i will have a job in Vejle, and im going to be rich and live voksen (adult) life, like, ironing my own socks, by myself and remember to clean the sink atleast once a month, cause there will be no mother who`s doing that in my place. well im a big boy for 5 month already, but that woud be like a next, advanced level.

and i made this super awesome, amazinlgy overproduced stop motion movie, that definitely is going to world wide in 1 day, after uploading it to youtube. or maybe not, cause that`s my first stop motion movie and that`s actually a bitch ass draft i made there, so you will have to wait for my famousness, to come. for most keen readers, i will give a gorgeous slice of bread with peanut butter + mention their names in the blogg.. maybe.

oh yes, and im so happy with this draftm that i just have, i just have to publish it. probably this peace of shit is going to be so popular, that i won`t even need to make a normal video.

thank you come again.

kleopatra

and i have no fuckin idea why my title is like that. and now i haven`t still smoked and im still continuing to train in gym, and probably that`s why im so tired but me and Mau need to show "pulp fiction" in movie club, cause the internet was too slow to dowload back to future wich was ment to be today. oh, yeah by the way we are running a movie club, like last year two chicks did. and i do not want to write something more cause i don`t want to.

bet šodien man ir pohūūūūūj.

im actually not pohuj, im just waiting till i`ll get in shower, cause my nasty viking roommate has occupieted it for now. and im just waaaay to much of a gangsta to write in this blogg every day, as i promised. and not keeping promises is not something not cool, it just show`s how much of a gangsta are you. (in this case am i).
and today, finally is coming a person who i have waited for too long, to be precise 18 days and 2.15 hours. ok now is already 17, cause i was day-dreaming about nothing.
and yesterday night amazing thing happened, i was dreaming. that`s just so hardcore, cause i like never dreaming, and then, this one night it just happened. and it was so puzzled and bizzare and just not like regular rainborn/unicorn/flower dream.
ooh yes, today at 23.00 will be exactely 7 days since i haven`t smoked... not a single zip, of that fuckin coffin`s nail.
thank you come again.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgjspXwXFMo

er du sulten?

well i am hungry and that`s why i sould probably go to bed, like now. and im gonna do it in 5 minutes or something, it will depend how fast my fingers will move on this stupid keyboard.
you can`t imagine how much inspiration you can get by watching one cool video in youtube, waaay more, than i got from the man who was telling about his fotographer life, cause everything was pretty nice and cool till, the video he showed us with, dying horse and about 50 year old naked woman walking around her stupid garden. im not a pussy in a way that i couldn`t watch the scenes, it just made me to ask a question. what the fuck is wrong with you danish people? and im mean just some of you. are really weird.
ok my roomate is srcatching his balls now and that`s i sign that i need to go to bed.
mesnke= new danish word i learned- means remember.
so i even cooler now.

wq

all the amazing what happened i could decribe in million words, but i prefer short cuts and i will say it in one- nothing. it just fucked up, even if i got to bed at 22.31 i still can`t get up in the morning.
a funniest part was adventures in gym were Kevin almost chocked me, but it was AWESOME. and now im rally looking forward to the next chocking round. it means that he was showing us some fighting moves and that`s like a bit more interesting than danish lessons with "how old are you and from where do you came from sentences" cause we got that like 4 months ago.
and the situation in school can be described as pretty good, cause everyone is getting closer, and of course starting to seperate in smaller groups and growing the gap between them, but that`s what hojskole is all about. mostly. and also getting drunk and trying to quit harmful habits and staying away from beautiful girls in case you have one somewhere else like i do :)
and getting a bit of all kind of knowledge as well.
so i explained what my everyday life is here, so after you read this i can delete my blogg, cause you know everything about me.

krāmtirgs

well i have more than one excuse why my blogg wasn`t updated last few days, but that should stay as a secret.
i was drinking and next still drunk+hangovered so that`s enough big reason even not to show up to your own wedding ceremony so, just a regular blogg update would be a spit in a sea.
 and now, ladies and gentlman i would like to announce that, now i really need to take a shit, and i will return after a minute or two :)
ok, im back, and actually  didn`t went anywere, i just wanted to write something really funny, cause that`s how i am, a super funny person, in a good way, indeed.
maybe i will explore the Danish biggest island even more, by going on a small weekend trip to Skive, one of the north Jutland town or cities (i don`t know the status of that god forgotten place). but that`s still under a big question mark, cause i`ve already spended almost all of money, and that could cause some problems, to pay for a train ticket, without money. Maybe i could work with my mouth and earn some money. That could be and option, and of course i mean singing on a street, not doing something else, what you all probaly imaginated. You filthy animals.
this is enough for tonight and previous two nights as well.

me don`t know

maybe, maybe it is too often to write every day, for you sake. i mean, you all are too lazy too follow me every day (ok, there is only 1 person whose following me, but anyway ) and then you`re way too much behind, that you even probably forgot what`s the colour of my car, what i mentioned in previous times..
and now you all returned to see were i mentioned the car, but actually i didn`t.
and i lied yesterday, about that we`re all, cause there is one sweet couple still missing. and starting from this year im starting to be honest, that`s way i mentioned it.
ooh, you stupid people, of course im not honest, i have lied already in this record, 3-4times.
this is my special mark- telling bullshit, and being asshole/nice at the same time.
and i think i hear one of the most funniest lines. and it goes like this. "you got my triger of hornyness" that`s just somthing super cool.

And Finally..

now we all are here, i mean all the the students of Branbjerg 11 and now starts the rock n roll.
my first purchase was of  course beer and cigaretts and chips... for Mau :D
now im cool as fuck, cause i got my wild card idag (today) and i can visit this cool girl, more often.
this was kind of serious day in event lab, and it was really good, not only from my side, but what i heard from other testemonials. (in this sentence for word serious has a bit softer meaning)
a thought i haven`t used anything from my swear word dictionary but i was wrong, so fuck that.
and the dummbest swearing expressiong in Danish is pis mig onje (well i don`t know how to write it correclty)
and it means to piss in my eye. Jesus.. yes, even Jesus thinks, that it`s some crazy shit. He told me. By himself.
I almost cracked my perfect blogg with some super bad sentence but im just so clever, that i noticed that before i  saved this record.
Jeg taller dejligt dansk nu.

hello, captain!

well, this crazy i mentioned in the last record is now reading my previous shit and calling me asshole, so following my ideology i should say something nasty about her, but im this super interesting dude, meaning that im asshole and the nice guy at the same time- you know chick`s dig it. at least i think so.   and im always right.   if you think im wrong, then youre wrong.
im still waiting when our branbjerg "team" will stop being kind of separate and the akward moments will be over. im not complaining but.. oh, ok nothing.
in the first outdoor "event" today we had an awesome time, with laughing and chatting and everything was so cool.. of course that this sentence is with a massive piece of irony, cause i freezed my hands of, and we had to talk with one person for half an hour, which was a bit too much.
BUT now im starting to be an adult MF, not only having coffe and cigarett in the mornings like all adults does, but also, i bought a calendar, where i can write shit to do next day and how many new socke`s in need to buy, all the adult stuff, so yes, im really proud of my self and my mother, cause she`s still sending me money, forgetting about the fact that im the worst son ever, almost :)

i can`t wait for the weekend`s party with massive hardcore drinking and other activities for children.

fa helvede

it`s the second day for me in brandbjerg, and im keeping my promise and writting every day, but it`s not gonna be a fucking diary in that sense, that i will write what i eat, how many times i jerk in shower and about the amount of cigaretes i`ve smoked, cause that`s even more useless, than this blogg by it self.
i will try to explain the mood and feelings and other a bot more importen shit.
Me and Mau are still the only danish-naaast  (not almost at all speaking students) but soon us will join some other dudes. and every one is getting much better with getting to know each other but there is still a big gap between old students and the young one`s. Ok, it`s only the first weeks start so shut up.
and i wish i could play any instrument so i could be keen on doing something interesting, but i don`t have any usefull hobbies, so i can just try to quit the harmful ones.
i have some cool pictures in my phone so, you will not see any of them now, cause im too lazy to go upstairs for my mobile. ok im not telling the truth it`s in my pocket, but now you`ll be even more curious to know what`s gonna be in the next record.
see, ya.

q_d

youre favourite pimp has returned (luckily not from rehab) cause my "christmas holidays" were pretty mad :D
and one of my new years determnation is to write here every day. if i forgot, please remind me cause if it`s for youre own sake as well, if you want to read some super cool information, from even cooler dude xD
now im back in brandbjerg sitting in my roommates bed and far.. im mean typing this text. now read the first part of the sentence again. IM IN DENMARK BITCHES, and here are some new cool people but as it`s only the first day i couldn`t speak to them all, and im pretty tired as well, be cause of the 25hours ride with a bus from stupid Latvia.
i really miss my latvians here and some other cool dudes, but im trying to keep my head straight, cause it`s should be awesome as always.
and i will be the only latvian (except for one "half" latvian, whose missing, cause she should be here today, but she`s not.) and i`ts gonna only 6-8 foreigners if i understand correctly.
For instance me and crazy Venezuelian chick, were the ony danish-non speaking dudes. well atleast i will be able to pimp my english and danish ever more, cause im so awesome and there is no one, which i could speak in my native lanuage with.

that`s all for this crazy evening, i`ll just relook at my porno calendar, just to check if all the pictures are fine, cause i haven`t seen it for 3 weeks and then go to bed.
bb