whaaaaaaaat?

hi bitcheeees, pimp is in the house again. and now i should describe my perfect holidays in latvia, but i will noooooot gonna do it, cause, if you would like to know that, then you had already asked me, so fuck you. fuck you,who wants to know that.. and is not asking. . khm. ya. fuck you.
and probably i have the weirdest taste of music cause, im listening to korn, jimi hendrix, red hot chilli peppers, michael buble and velvet revolver in one playlist.
ok, ok of course im not doing that, i just wanted to show off with that, that i know 2 new arstist and actually im listening to one song for 7-13 times, when it`s getting really boring and then switch to another one.
and will meet my exbrandbjerg latvians, excluding betty,cause she`s actully not from our country..

me: i have doubts that she is from the planet earth, but to talk about her, it would take all the symbols in this blogg.
voice from the outside: there is not limit in this blogg for letters..
me: ok, shut up, i just don`t want to spend energy to write about betty.
voice: but you are doing it...
me: ...
me: anyway i don`t give a fuck that i already mentioned about that ex-BH meeting, im just super happy about that.

and i just wanted to upload these two pictures..

aaand this one, cause it`s a pretty sausage and a pretty radiotor, and a really pretty banana skin on the wall :)

me: to be continued...
voice: there is nothing that you could continue stupid.
me: ha, see im still writting.

i will see you next time.. or will i?

!!!!!

it`s been a while since i wrote somthing in this bitch ass blogg, and i think that one of the reasons, could be that im having an awesome time here at home, and i love my friends, cause im laughing here like all the time, like every day. :D
and next week im gonna meet my super cool Brandbjerg-Latvian friends, YEEEEEEEES.
and, and now im visiting my godfather nad godmother and we are talking and i can`t concentrate for a second to write something useful, this is record is gonna be only as a reminder, to myself that im a lazy ass, and i need to keep writting here otherwise i will cut my own balls of. no , no , no i will not :)   i won`t i? :D

tru, tu tuuu

nothing that big has happened since, the last record, i bought some candies, played volleyball few times, came back home to Latvia, cleaned my room, you know the every day reagular stuff :D
ok, ok im home, a bit earlier, and that`s not cool, cause, here is like nothing to do, oh no i lied, here is tottaly nothing to do.
so im sitting in facebook all day and eating... only this morning was fucked up, cause i needed to visit doctor, for a blood test... i hope, that the weed remains are gone :D
and, and now i need to visit almost 1000 people in this few days, and i almost killed my grandma, cause she didn`t knew that im home, so  got a heart attack :D .... of course she didnt get one, that`s just a stupid expression, you stupid people.

and this is the song, which i was repeating all over again while i wrote this shit, so you need to listen to this song, and you will understand, what exactely i was trying to say :D

trrr, trr

and im still using this font.

i just finished my cleaning duty and sat down for a minute to write somthing super cool in my blogg. 

and i need to figure out what to buy to my two little dumb sister, probably it`s going to be bunkergar (i have not idea how it`s spelled) but it`s a  jule kage- christmas cake type thing. a cookie.

and i`ll better change back the font otherwise im starting to write such a bullshit in here, that i can`t believe it by myself. 

now this is much more better, and cooler. and today i did my cleaning duty with a elf`s hat, and one old danish dude said to me this jagegahebgahbgagbaghbaakb, well he said something that i didn`t understand, but i just smiled to him and said thank you, and he smiled back to me, so i gues that my danish skills have improved a big time. 

and i think that this weekend is going to be really crazy one, cause there will be the craziest party, cause im crazy and that`s all.

i promise to my blogg, that i`m not going to fuck with it anymore, meaning 5 records in one month.. that`s just ridicilous. i need to behave. ya rihards, behave, bahave.

and i want to smoke, but im broke like somthing that`s broken, and i don`t have any šmokes. i want to write something more, but i don`t think that you lazy bastards are able to read that much in one time, so relax your panties and look at some pictures, cause it`s pictures o` clock.

 these pictures has nothing to do with denmark, i just wanted to show you a black egg. :)

 and the truth about me and all of my friends.














and a dirty spot that looks like a penis.
thank you, have a good day.

!!

i changed the font of the letters, whooooooooohuuuu
and now i will go pick up some socks cause my feets are freezing, i`ll be back in 2 minutes or less..
IM BAAAACK. and im acting like a 12 year old, using more letters in one word, that there should be, but what the fuck can you do, huh?
i don`t know if i mentioned, but im going to awesome latvia next sunday, that means, that i have 7 days in this bitch ass country, but im not that sad, cause im coming back in january and im a bit tired of these "always positive danish people" :D
it is not something bad, just im used to my latvian gangsters, and this is like a utopic place, at specially cause there is no escape, cause we`er in the middle of no where.
and, and, and it`s picture tiiiiiime :)

this is how you`re gonna look like if you`ll go to fyn (middle island of denmark) :D

and this is why i was in vejle kunstmuseum almost naked :D i got body painteeeeeed.










to be continued.. that means, that there will be more pictures next time, bitches.

and

in danish word "and" means duck, isn`t that just awesome?
i can feel that my brain has started to bee very stupid, meaning that i can not talk proper english language and sometimes even normal latvian, and i think that one of the reasons could be my rare blogg updating, and i don`t know the reason of that issue, but oh well im here again, so start to celebrate.. (everybody on the other side of the stupid computer screen now are saying "yeea, our hero is back with his madly awesome stories")
but now i need to eat this awesome cake so i will finish this later...
and now is later :D (i started to write this at 17.30 or something close to that)
my viking roommate just returned from his music class trip, where they recorded some crazy gangster songs and im looking forward to hear them. well of course that i have heard them already but only live, i can only imagine how that crazy shit is going to sound played on CD.
i havent done my homework for 4th time now (it`s the same one all of the times) but still it is pretty stupid.. anyway i just one 25k in poker, only stupid thing that is was a fake money, but now im upgrated from fish to playa, cause im so incredibly good in that game.
ok, me go to bed noooooooow.
see you little dum pige og dreng.
xx

oh, and please do not do this at home or at germany. this "trick" is performed by professional under professional supervisors.

r

im feel like not writting at all, and that`s all.
oooook, tonight we`re having a heaven and hell theme party, so it means that on the second floor is going to be a peacefull and gayish stuff, but on the first floor all the hardcore shit, so yee
today we continued to shoot our short film about the poor n rich guy, and i slapped Esben in face with my gloves.. yee
i wrote this shit yesterday and now i will continue :D
and the party yesterday was sooooo oo o o o lame,  not a single person from outside came.. ok some rasmus friends and one girls who slept on the floor in my room but there should have been a loooot. but the booze was great and i bought it in happy hour when everything was twice cheaper :D
and now im listening to california dreamin by the mamas n the papas so maybe that`s why this record is so shity :D
and i want to go home and come back to this stupid place, and im coming back after new year, that`s just awesomeness of the most awesome, awesome you could possibly imagine.
and i made a poster yesterday, when my roommate was singing and besides nikki who helped to to hold it, i was the only one who supported him, because everyone else were drinking. fucking alchocolics. i was drinking after the "concert" o, no i lied i came to concert already being tipsy :D
ok see ya nigers :p

and now

im sitting in computer room, cause my beautiful device is so to say, offline for a while and i need to use this computer and the speed it could be compared to supersonic or even faster. to make things even more easier the atomatic light in the room shuts off every  5 minutes so i have to whave my arms like a retarted to get the light back. but of course that im not whining, little boys n girls in africa dont have fast computers as well.
and yesterday we went to latvians evening in velje, which was pretty lame, but i eat really tasty salats and patato pancakes and sweets and had some zips of really nice vodka and thats it. now i know that i can get one of latvian sweets called ``kaarums`` in Aarhus, only thing that it´s 5 times more expensive there but fuck that.
oh yea, i almost forgot to add that as 3 gangsters, sigge, kris and me, ended our projcet successfully, actually even better than i thought. our outcome was a motivation rap, where old bridge people sing chorus, and a moivation video :)
and we were making the vidoe whole night, and pressed the ``save the project`` button at 8.30 in the morning when we realised that the quality is like from the ass. or even worse. so we decided to make it again, and i had to do that, but there were only two small problems like, we had 2 hours to do that, and i had to make it on mac, and that was my first time working with that stupid computer. BUT WE DID IT.

maybe im coming back to danmark at 29th of december and that would be pretty bad, cause i want to spend the NY evening at home, and drink my ass of there, and go to the airport with massive headackes :)


i got inspired by the postcards i bought in berlin, and i started to make something, somthing that you will maybe see some days later, cause it is so awesome it is.

and i don´t now how to connect this line that´s way im having that much space between them.
and the fucking light turned off agin, but next to me is hanging a fire dzeshamais machine.



IF YOUR TOO LAZY TO READ ALL THIS BULLSHIT, THEN HERE IS SHORTER VERSION OF THIS STORY. ---> hah, ther is no shorter version, read it all bitch.

haaaa, ha, haa, you still don´t know way i was naked in velje artmuseum. ha

aha

im really happy that all the world is interested in my blogg, cause i got a regular viewer almsot from each continent, of course that i don`t have any anyone from africa, cause they don`t have computers in their caves, otherwise i would be an idol, between them..
and my computer broke down but of course that Mr. Flemming fixed it, so now it makes a really annoying sound like every half second. it`s like ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt this was about 10 seconds, and it`s doing the fucking noise all the god damn time.
and of course my life is perfect, it`s like a dream island from where you would never like to return.
you know that after 4days of continuous saying hello to mr. bottle, which was inturrupted by mrs. wine and brother visky bottle, nothing good can happen. noting good. only good, and suprising thing what happen was, that i didn`t had hangovers, (ā, nē es sadirs) i had hangovers, so everythig was/is bad.
those 4 days is one of the reasons why my stupid computer is saying fucking tttttttttt all the fucking time.
i hope you really enjoy my awesome story and i hope that you will have an awesome day tomorrow, cause all of you are such a great awesome people.

i don`t whant to explain anything about this picture, only, that it`s me a big ras, and it`s halloween, and i have a knife in my back and a bug in my hairs, and we went to velje dressed like this, and people were staring at me at gas station and never play drinking game with wine, and that`s it.

kreeeeeizi..

i woke up today with massive hangover, from beers and wine it`s really bad, its really, really bad, like that michael jackson song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-w2WNxeqE&feature=fvw --> this is my hangover today, but i made the best decision in my life since now, and i went to bed, after lunch, and 4hours of awesome sleep. now i feel happy as hell.
oh, and yesterday and today came some of the old brandbjerg students, and of course that i couldn`t resist the mighty x-mas royal beer.. now i can see on my balcony 15 more beers, and all of them are invited to the party as well, so i don`t think that i will be able to find appropriate song for tomorrow`s hangovers.
...
this was my twin brothers record, who`s alcoholic, and his going to rehab soon, no worries.
on monday we/ i will have to work really hard on our awesome projects mine is called- motivation.. buuuut let`s think about it later, cause now i have more important things to do like rolling a spliff, of course only with tobacco. or maaaaybe not?
and in thursdays evening i will be standing almost naked in veljes artmuseum, but im not going to tell you why, to keep intrigue for passionated readers, so you will find it out next time.
and it`s BIIIIIG question time.
why rihards is going to be half-naked in museum?
1. because, his think that it is cool, to be naked in museums.
2. because, it`s naked mile run, starting from museum
3. because the flood in Pakistan stoped.
4. because thats his new job, to be a model in museum, because he has this awesome body.
5. because we will have a pary dinner tonight.
whait for you answer, and the winner will get an awesome prize


and i just did some random stuff on internet, wrote in google if girls fart more often than boys do, and i found this web page where you can make your family tree in the interenet. that`s just great. and i didn`t find an answer on my question.

termoregulācija

hi folks, enough with the gay jokes... a fuck, i think i already said this line.. im not original anymooore :(

ha, of course i am, only problem is that this my 2nd record in stupid november and its almost half of this stupid month.

BUUUUUT, i was in berlin for 5 days and i had an awesome time.... an awesome time, starting from a unexplainably great tour around the main sightseeing palces (now i know where Hitler died, yeeeay) till the nightlife of berlin, but i can not say that much about that, cause my memory is very bad, and i cant rememmber what exaclty i expierenced. but defenetely it was awesome.

actually im writting this record for 4th time or even more cause there`s always something/somebody which/who is disturbing my super interesting flow of writting this blogg.

and in to hours or maybe a bit more im going to aarhus to present my super cool motivation project to kaos pilots, but ofcourse i haven`t made anything for my presentation, so that might cause a bit of a problem xD

ooh, yes and yesterday me and me cool friends were in hamburg to snowdome, to kick the shit out of the slopes, but only thing i kicked out was pain im me baaack, but im not a pussy whose whinig, im just saying. snowdome was awesome. (for not that smart people snowdome is an indoor skiing place, yes snow in-doors, that might sound unreal but there is some places in the world where it exists)

and my mother has made an appointment for me to a dentist so. and i don`t know why i just wrote that, so fuck youuuuu ladies, im going home.. after one month.

p.s. and for non-latvian speaking friends termoregulācija is a very nasty word, that you shouldn`t use on the streets in Latvia.

again, and again

after an awesome trip to velje yesterday, where i got some new socks and gloves and brunkager, i feel very good, and i sink that one of the reasons for feeling good is because i drunk a hot chocolate in the most cosy place on earth.. ok it was just a cinema`s cafe but it was really nice to be there..
that was my gay twin brother who wrote those previous sentences, but yea it still was good, no it was fucking good xD
actually there is nothing important to say. pff.. if all the latvian-lithuanian students are not gonna send some documents, to immigration insitution, then we have to leave denmark in 7 days. nothing that big. AND IM ONE OF THOSE STUDENTS.
and today i was somewhere in the middle of the forrest all by myself when suddenly my bikes tire blowed up and i had to walk all the fucking way back to school with a bicycle on my shoulders, to change the tire, wiiiiiiiii
and tomorrow we, including me are going to BERLIN. no, im not excited at all about that, not at all xD
oo, that was a pure lie, im fucking, enormously excited.. drink some german beer, and drink something more that you can buy in germany. oooh

this was the happiest picture i could find, and im even more happy than i am in this picture.













so fuck you guys, im going on a trip.

p.s. probably after germany im gonna be in rehab, so the next records in my blogg might delay, but then i will send you a postcard.
p.s.s. if i will be sober enough to do that.

yellow cab

hi dad, i smell my roomates socks and Julie has an elephant who fucks everybody in the head. and this is how the naughty elephant looks like. looks a lot like me.



and i had to wait for 2 days to get this picture, thats why there was nothing neeeeeeeeew.

and hello im going to BERLIN !!! and drink for a weeek in there xD

and yesterdoy (i wrote o with a purpose) we had this amazing halloween party and after one  innocent bottle of wine, we went to velje to walk around the streets, and as i had the super idea to have a costume with a knife in my back it was fucking uncomfortable to sit and all the guys/gays in gas station were staring at me like i was a cripple or something.
and then i wanted to go home as hell, and do nothing but suddently appeared the saver spliff and i was happy as someone who`s really happy.
and  when we returned, i did somthing that bad, that sigge almost choked/died from laughing. and me too.

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=459624027660




i promise to be a better boy, after i`ll finish my beer ;)

its pictures `o clock yeeeea

this are things what i feel like telling about noooooow :)
this is my good friend and i liked to lead event with her. her name is guna and shes 19 years old. and she likes pasta with sausage source. ^^

and this is the best bokugroup in the school yeeeah.

 and these are crazy mothehr fuckers, rasmus, esben, anne me

 my invention- mouse for apple computer in a form of a pear

everyday normal shit

and i miss mornings like this one :)
im still a bit drunk there, whiiii ^^

ha-haaaa

now im really sorry for being so lazy and now my blogg is tom (empty) as hell.. no hell is not empty im mean empty as desert.. ooh fuck, but deserts is full with somthing too... than its just empty as something empty.. is.
ok, i actually dont feel like a have been lazy, im just busy as hell, cause i have started this motivation shit and it takes some of my time but of course im not complaining about anything i super happy that i started this cool stuff, well eventually i started something by myself without a big pushing from someone else. wuuhu, now im celebratinh that im happy, and like peter says, you need to celebrate every time you gain something so yeee
and you need to fucking do what you feel like doing, if you feel like playing table football do, doesnt matter that you need to work, play 5 mintutes and come back. like 2 days ago i felt like drinking and i fucking did it xD and now i feel like running, so im just gonna get up go to gym, run a bit and after that i will come back a continue what im doing.
AND THIS WAS THE STUPID ADVICER RECORD, AND THERE IS NOT GOING TO  BE THIS SHTIS ANYMORE, THATS WHY IM MAKING FRIEND GROUPS ABOUT MOTIVATION N INSPIRATION, IN LATIVAN FACEBOOK, AND NORMAL FACEBOOK o_O

HELLO!!!!

hello, this is me again still wandering why you havent send me a picture where you are naked xD
that was a cool joke, wasn`t it?
yesterday or to be more precise this morning i finished my really cool movie and now im looking forward what the nasty judge- Simon with his everyday normal crew will decide, if my video wins or no.. and as he lives just 50 meters from school i could take a crapp on his roof if i loose, but i wouldnt dare cause he could come and shoot me throught the window (cause his a hunter) or he could just send me home next day after i clean the roof.
and i mean dude, i really hope that i will find a school in Denmark, cause i would love to stay here, some years more. and im too sleepy after three unsleeped nights, so im just gonna go to bed, ok i dont need to go anywere im almost in my bed already, so shut up.
and i dont know why im saying HELLO,  to everyboy, ok almost everybody.

well..

its like three days without my awesome cool expressions. how could you all handle that? i think that this week was the hardest one for my fans, but im not saying sorry for that, because i just didnt felt like writting something, somthing in this shit page.

and this is a picture with my face. so now you really can see, how look likes really smart and super funny person.

actually this is the day when we collected people who would help as to collect money for pakistan, and i collected exactly 0 people, but i talked with 2 beautiful girls, so thats enough for me.. but not for pakistan (sad face)
and today i will have to work as hard as fuck, to make my video, cause Anne and pretty boy Esbn are making stop motion video that sucks tits.. in a good way of course, and now i need to make a video that will suck even bigger tits :)
and all that shit im doing is to get to berlin, cause im too stupid to do something without getting something back.
byeeeeeeeeeee

memmber of NAMBLA.

my roommate brought with him a binocle, or what the fuck is it called, the thing, with what you can look to the stars and shit, and as i have a perfect view from my window to gym, i could be a pervert watch old ladies doing aerobics at monday evenings, but OF COURSE that im not gonna do it... alone :D
but the thing is that i thought that this stupid tuesday i already wrote something in my awesome blogg, so i was totally, totally suprised to realise, that i actually havent. that was such a adventure for me to realise that. some much adrenaline, only from that.
ta, da, da daaa- here comes my first picture.. wait now i need to upload it.

here you can see, awesome me and my awesome friends in salsa bar in aarhus. i dont know why, but i just felt, like this should be the first picture, so shut up. 

and this was a really great and fun. and this is the night when i meet this awesome girl Anna :D

and i dont fucking know what i should write next, so im gonna be a gangster and i  will go and pick up my clean clothes from washing machine.

and i chosed the picture bigger then a text frame, for a purpose of course.

basically

well dude... i mean dude, i mean, i mean i think that i should probably write something in my blog or else this cow is getting dry and there is not going to be morning milk for you my fantastic fans.
and i hate that statistics, that i can see how many times someone of you bitches has viewed my records which are made of wisdom and gracefuleness.
..ofcourse that im being sarcastic cause, if your brain permits you to understand that this crap what im writting is no worth, than itchy feeling between my legs.
maybe, maaaaybe it is a bit more valuable.

i just broke a guitar string- no i didn`t, beacause i dont have a guitar, and if i would have i dont think that i would brake any of the strings with an explainable reason, BUT its just a line from jimi hendrix, one of my new favourite artists. if you know what i mean.

and some beautiful day i will start to put some pictures in my awesome blogg, so you can be even more excited while youre gonna read it, and laugh because everything is so funny.
and i thought that this is going to be first record without word awesome, but nooo..

oooh, snap

well im too lazy to read my previous record so i will just say that i got drunk at thursday cafe n i was hell of a fun, but here comes an advice of the day: if you want to go sightseeing some copenhagen, visit christiania as the last one, cause after the fat Mr. joint i was able to do only one thing and that was not thinking..
this weekend was the most stoned of all and i dont know why but being under weed i feel better not to be socially active at all... thats means that im really quite and im not saying any word even more than usually o_O


and that is not that awesome,  and i think that after this weekend i had learned a new life lesson.. maybe after some 20 this kind of a weekends  i could write my own book of life wisdoms :D
ooh, and im not going to tell you what i came up with because says that i can not trust nowbody.. ooh shit i just said that.. i could just press backspace but noooo, i want to pretend that i didnt did it with a purpose.
godnight to all of my fans..
thank you for all the comments and letters.. think that you must be around 9... thousand.

childrens party with snaps

finally, eventually, finally im back on the road and my eye has stoped to have bloody days.. well ofcourse that i didnt do anything super impresive today, but i feel good to do something,something but fuck that cause tomorrow mornig, that is the mornig after this night im, im going to christiania !!!! and i feel that its gonna be game over before i`ll took off my pants.. for those who are not that educated i can explain that it means that im gonna to extra happy, excited as hell.. well atleast i really hope so, that i will be.. otherwise i will have to delete this record, because, i will have failed badly as badest failer.
ooh, and tonight at childrens party im sinking (like casper would say) to get drunk- you`ll see at the next blog, how comprehensible is that going to be xD
see you bitheeeees

buy my medicine, buy.../ and i

khm. now im sitting in a chair and relaxing from doing nothing. today i got my medicine and i dont even care that i got them, cause i dont care about anything..
atleast me and peter went to guy and now im a bit more wake up then i was, so tomorrow i will finally be able to study because this 3 days routine of smelling my own sockses in my room have pulled all the strenght out of me.
and this is the most boring text that i have ever written here- and i promise that it is the last time :D
and i had i really big depression for 1 hour when everything was really bad and i was sad but it just stoped.
and i am not going to write anything more beacause i can feel that im having only borin and sleepy toughts..
and i didnt wrote any swear word, yeeey.
and i noticed that almost all the sentences starts with "and i"
and that all.

kraukls sēž un štuko

my eye is like compeletely closed and hurts like something that hurts really bad. so it means that the pain in my eye is really bad. i wrote this second sentence in case if you are too stupid to understand the first one.
and today outdoors is going kayacking, so that makes my day even more crappier, cause i can not participate, weeeeeeeeeeeeee.
and i wanted to write one sentence about something good, oh no i lied there is no something good.
fuck every one. even me. oh, no, not me, cause i have already been fucked...  in the eye.

cause

iiiiii dont feel like writting no sir, no writting today.. haaa, thats bullshit i actually want to write something, something :o
and today news: my eye, or in danish it would be oinine looks like small mouse buthole because i have this super "strong" immunition system and that fucks up everything, but fuck that, beacause i have gain like 5kilos since i came here- wuuhu, yes, whoooa, thats awesome. and my dream is to have 5 more till december.
but i am not going to be fat, cause i just cant be fat.. I dit fjæs all fat people o_O
and i like to be mean today, maybe it is because of Kriss or i dont fuckin know why, so shut up. who is making that noise? ooh, its me.
and i did a kick ass niger olie on skateboard yesterday so im happy as a MF.
and this probably is the text with most of the mistakes and swear words, but i dont even care hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

do you wanna know why ur gay?

omg, omg, omg (like sassi girls are saying) this weekend was the edge of awesomeness.. i had a really good time with peter, juilie somking weed, laughing our asses of..
and yesterday was the shit, no really it was the shit, i think that this is the best weekend, best party ever, and i mean ever. and i got my ear licked by Mike- yes, and Esbn give me a kiss too.. might sound a bit blue, but it was so much fun..
it was fun, to sing loud as hell danish new year song, without knowing, what are the lyrics
and now i need to get rid of the Mr. Brown, so bye.
teeehe.

..mhk

well, last night was bizzare and fun and i know that harry potter is my favourite movie and i will download all the movies like now..
and anne and esbn are two numsen kelinas, but in a good way ^^
and maybe im going to peters palce again, to smoke some weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed o_O
and thats all.

harry

my computer is going to shut off in 2 minutes, because esbn put some mother fucking virus and i will write this after 2 minutes xD

khm..

well, dont know what the fuck is wrong with me, but i dont have the mother fucking motivation for anything.. i can focus on my goal for a day or bit more but thats it :)

fucking hell

aint nothing to it-event lab made me do it

aftrer todays nap, which brought me good mood, and missed dinner i feel nice and cosy.
well, im excited i have this golden opportunity to go copenhagen n this really amazing photo/video school will take me to a tour around the school in private, because i cant go this weekend on open house, so that is just incredibly awesome. TAK, JULIA. :)
and, and im shooting some videos around the school to get to Berlin for free, and tomorrow, i will disturb everybody with interviews.
and the funniest thing ever, or ever today is this sentence- womens are like flowers... they dont have penises.
thats is just something genious.
ok, enough with the gay jokes. see you mother f****** soon ^^

samaful

so folks, enough with the gay jokes, enough with girly pokes, and to smoke you need something to stoke (that rhyme was awesome)
well, i felt that my blog is goin to die if i will not write something longer than 2 sentences so i will do that now.
well, with Julia`s help we found this super awesome, enormous super cool school in copenhagen, and if i will succeed to get there i  will probably walk home, to say all of my family members, including cat, that im in there. well i can not decribe how freaking great is that place and i can not decribe, how much i want to stay here.
maybe it`s because of christiania and beautiful girls and new friends and, and, and million other cool things, but i excatly don`t know..
and now im going to sleep, because, im now getting up every morning at 6.54 to train, and to have a super cool body when i will come back to my village.
and i have a really cool roommate- and i dont know how many m letters are in that stupid word.

whoooooooooa

and now, and now im too fucking excited to write something xD fucking hell, im happy as hell

nwenrdsf.d

actually im too fucking tired to write something in this stupid blog today so i will do it some other day.
biiiiiiiaaatch.

and

i have one of the most bizzare feelings ever, like im happy as hell, cause everything what i wanted worked out almost perfectly but i can not smile, i look sad as hell, but im happy, so wtf? :D
thats all folks.

sticky, icky whoooooa (nasty x1000)

Now i know that my life is going to turn upside down, because i found the best song, that is ever made in the history of  making songs. ok, maybe the second part of the it could be better, but the first one, is soooo good, that it even makes the crappy part at the same cool, niger ass, awesome level as well.
and its called _caribou-odessa_
and now the fucking internet broke down, so i cant write anything normal, without that cool song in background.
and today, was the day, when i laugh, almost all the time for no logical explanation, but it was COOL. and i had a really massive headacke, probably beacause of the wine and Mr. brown.
I just wanted to write, that i have no ideas about what i should write next, but it would be a pure lies, cause im genious, you now, and that means that i always have an opinion, just sometimes i choose, not to express it. understand that,  boooy?..
and, and then, this one beautiful day i thought that i should check out the statistics, who actually are reading this peace of useless records, and i was suprised, that someone, from Romania, had checked this blog, for several times, and only today i came to the super awesome conclusion, that it is the person i know.
and that all is only because i was using my brains, and i recommend you all to do that as well.

err,

.. like this is the most awesome blogg, that is ever made in blogg history i just need to increase my self esteem, so shut up.. and cant decide which of the smiley faces i should write, so i will not write any of them, whow cool is that? and the worst advice to quite smoking is- hi, dude, maybe stop smoking when your going to be at home. what the fuck?

and i tried to comment this record, like- hi this is the best blog ever, but there were something wrong with that
piker*

bread and 3 fingers

yesterday before i went to bed i saw one of the creepiest or what is the stupid word to describe, super weird cartoon called salat fingers, just write that shit in youtube and you will loose your feeling to find a new video in youtube for ever o_O
and i have a new roommate- sebastian
and i got like a box (almost) of  latvian chocolate and im happy as small kid, when the small kid got his first toy, probably ipod if its nowdays.
ITS DARE.

hiiiigh so high

what up this is snoop dogg.. im joking this is rihards, and god is my witness :D
todays news: this morning i get up and for breakasts i got a big jooooooooooooooooooooooooint and now i cant find the fuckink smileyface key so no smileyfaces for you bitches xD
t.a.n.t.b.n.s
never ever smoke in tree, or you will be a tree, you will take a feeling of tree with you
what should i write next
or should i just finish this text
now im gonna rhyme
but i wil not drink wine
im eating cicken and drinkig coke
do you think that this is some kind of a joke?
and now i got pack of yellow kings on the table
my mood? high but stable
peter my  boy just pushed button enter
but he is stil looking for his inner peter, for his center
im feelin like a boss in my 35th floor office
just spited out boogers from last coughes
its because of smoking
and im not joking..
ok im getting unhigh, or its the next level.,

Random shiiiiit *

yesterday was the shit.. first we arrived to my mans peter house, got introduced to his awesome parents and i got my own cosy room, niice ^^
some hours later we went to get some booze and then to the house of sabina`s to war up for the city.. i was on the edge of excitment at the time when i was waiting in the line to get into the bar, when i noticed that i left me id card at the fuckin school. so we walk around the city, sneak into two crappy bars,  but still was excited beacause all the girls we meet were really hot n nice as hell. so, we could get in anywhere and we stoped to have a cigaret.. after to minutes around the corner appeared to fucking rooster who started to act like gangstars and start to fight, but they beaten fast and police took care of them.. so we went to bus station to go home when suddenly a random guy asked if we want to buy some green stuff, and we said oh, yes dude, cause thats what we really wanted at the moment, so we got a fuckin weed from christiania and it was sooooo awesome, one small joint and two nasty dude´s were stoned..
this mornig we went for a walk to the lake and hit a morning joint, to relax and now we are looking forward to go to cliff´s house, to bee deaf... no nigger not death- deaf.
im still high at the moment, so this text might not bee were logical.
but fuck that because i came up, with the most genious thing and if it will work out great, then im going to be a fuckin milliore... so i will be able to thing that have never had xD

23:17

its only half past 11, but im already wasted from few bears n from few zips of cheap vodka, and it`s fuckin unbelievable, cause it`s just unbelievable xD
and, and, and. and i am soooo fuckin excited because tomrrow im going to peters`s  town together with peter and casper, and it will bee so fuckin awesome.... ah i my feets are tickling from excitment dude, i will be fuckin` stoned n i will bee in the greeeat party as well, first real danish party for me, and im still so happy as hell xD
and today i just found out that my mother throught out my favourite south park poster, and it is the biggest disaster that could ever happened now, so im excited as hell and sad AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

fa helle

so, my idea about anger room has been putted a side, and now i need to do something else, BUT, here comes the but, but i`ve got now fucking ideas what to do. well actually i have a lot of ideas but they dont look that good as i would like them to bee, so me is in the corner of confusion. i tried to brainstorm, but it turned out as a 213 words long poem, so i cant even brainstorm normally. this is the worst record ever but i   will still publish it....,,.....

LA

tuesday morning, im happy and pissed off,  AT THE SAAAME TIME.
happy to be in my new room, but not that satisfied cause some bitches smoked all of my last cigarets. and as im am poor as kenny, because i used all of my money to buy booze n shit, and now i can smoke my own weener ^^
atleast i got some new danish words in my genious brains, like piss, fisse, kelina, pik, numsen etc. i think that my danish lesson teacher will be so happy, because none of them is a normal word. i will defenetly get a job in denmark, if i will keep learning danish from Julie :)
p.s. i`ve no fuckin` idea how to write correctly those words, so shut up.

op, oooop

feelin` good in this crazy monday morning. today im moving out of my room and i hope that my new roomie is not going to be a psycho how will leave his/hers dirty underwear in my clean closet.
yesterday after making my 2nd record, me and casper made a deal- not to shvave for 2 weeks ^^, and i havent done it for 3days already, shiiiit, i will be fuckin santa. i think that we will scare new students next week.
and actually, in real life i dont swear that much, just being on the other side of the screen make`s me feel more secure ....or cooler, i dont know.

kūkalabbi

this is my first record (that about my wife doesnt counts )
i wish that i had started this thing earlier, beacuse shitloads of new things have happened since i came here, in my dream world - denmark.
i dont give a fuck about all mistakes that i will write in this blog, cause its cool to fail.
and im writting this in english because.. .. actually i dont know why
fisse :)

jae drikker ol

now im sitting with the most beautiful girl in the world and she`s my wife, and im almost yellow and small.
tomorrow we will have a trip to the tower. it is going to be our first trip :)
and its a bit weird because it is going to our first date as well.
and im happy as hell. thank you.
the naughty hunter.