Hold kæft..

bla, bla, bla. i know that i made a promise to have something ''special'' (sounds very exciting) every 18th date of the month. [fuck, i shouldn´t have mention that, so you probably wouldn´t notice that].. but anyway i actually wanted to say that i´ll have something special some random day a month, so you would have to came here and read this shit all over and over again, till something amazing appears.
but,but as i´m posting Only amazing stuff you won´t get bored by reading only something like the following sentences- I like cookies in the box. I love cookies in the box. I love to eat cookies while sitting on the roof, at the night and look how ridicilous are people in friday night. or saturday night. well actually i´ve never done that, but i think that it could be quite bizzare+ fun expierience.
.. and skipping others thoughts, who are passing you and wondering why the fuck is that freak on the roof eating cookies.

-- <-- do you know what´s that? Wrong. that is a chinese albino person. - <-- do you know what´s that? Wrong. It´s a stripe. enough with my super quizzes, time to see a funny picture.

google says that this is a funny picture, and for one reason it is for me as well, but nooo..

don´t smoke weed poeple. (this happened a yaer ago, and i´ve haven´t tried a weed since,and never will)
p.s. that coment in brackets is actually a lie, in case if someone who would like to hire me reads this.


har en godt dag, folk!

but what about the husbands?

Nelido zemu,
tavs cels ir cits
Tu esi no tiem,
Kas Brinumiem tic.

i´m sorry for all those stupid ones, who can not understand Latvian, cause this is The Shit.
or it´s actually a small poem that i received from home, and damn i love it. yes, yes a bit gay, but sometimes is good to one, i guess so.

But now i´ve decided, that i have to write something funny, otherwise i´m gonna loose my huge audience and not be the most popular person on the planet earth. And now i just changed the song in background cause that was disturbing, but now i´m listening to one called ''Tits on the radio" by Scissor Sisters. and that i revield that i would like my future house to be all in Alexander Girard style.

Fuck every following paragraph is even more gay, so i´ll better just stop writing..

.. gaegneag..ilik.. i like b.. i can´t controll my hands and fingers today.

There IS a necessity to write a super bad post once in your lifetime, so this is my case.
From now on, you will see awesome and only awesomeness, in when reading this blogg.

So, every months at the 18th day of the month you´ll be able read the funniest things in your life. (i checked calendar and in November this date is friday, so that could be exception, cause i´ll probably be laying on the floor(cause i couldn´t find my madress) past out of the amount of the alcohol i´ve drank, cause it´s Latvia´s national day) ... BUT now you now, which (ur favourite) webpage to visit every 18th date.

Have a good day and not that sweaty balls.

p.s. i fucking knew that their is a frog with moustaches.

this. picture.

Almost no money? Maybe.
Having no job? Maybe.
Yesterday made meat ball (frikadele)first time in my life and didn´t die after eating them? Maybe.

so.. new people, new school, new way of living --> new ideas. This time a damn fucking good one(s)
Like making a book. And two video´s, and a business. Of course not a book with that much text, videos, like ur used to seen and business, that u´ve ever heard about. no,no,no this time all this shit gonna blow ur minds. some day it definitely will.

and i didn´t get all these genious ideas, cause of the change of social environment. no, no, i could come up with new stuff even sitting in a box for a year.. cause i´m so smart.

I have a pancake making tools + a recipe, but i have used them for every single other possible thing, but pancake making.

i have no idea if ur gonna see this picture i uploaded, cause now there´s only some fucking letter in stead of picture.. but that could describe my this moments moood.