tålmodighed and plaster saver

that`s a new word i learned yesterday, but of course that i can not remember it, so i just looked in my notes to write it. ok, i used google translator  because on my awesome keyboard there is no letter å.

but i just wanted to share the greatest thing in my life. and that is that i will have to present my world-wide known movie in front of many, many people, and i got a hole in my face, or chin, and it`s huge and disgusting. So i`ll look adorable, with that speaking in front of this audiance.  And why the title is plaster saver is because i found one Brwon plaster, to cover that shit, and now im the happiest man on the planet earth, cause now i can hide it, at least a little bit more, that with a white, completely "NOT" outstanding.


so you see, how lucky a person could be, with only having a BROWN plaster + im gonna keep that for later... and trying to forget why the plaster is actually needed.
So the mighty moral of the story is that, you should, BE FUCKING HAPPY ABOUT THE SMALL THINGS THAT MAKES YOUR LIFE WONDERFUL, INSTEAD OF BEING MISERABLE AND COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERY THING THAT DISTURB YOU.

yes i just took picture of myself.
Ok, maybe i don`t look really happy but that`s only cause i was born with a sad face, and this is close max, of my happiness face and + you can see the plaster now. And i haven`t seen my wife for almost a month now, and i don`t know when i will meet her again..




But, now you have read a new super admirable post, that you can show to your friends and say-
" Hi, John, i just found this really cool post, and  i think that now i know the way of my life. Now I know how should i continue to live my life... I think that dude is genius. "
So copy this text, only instead of John write your friends name and just send it.    

Easy cake. To bake.

today

is the mighty day, when i`m heading back to my awesome school, but in a totally not awesome way. again in bus 26 hours.. i hope that those polish hookers will still be there so i can have a moment of joy, at least. Yes, only looking at them gives me joy as well, to see how stupid they are, standing at the side of the road in the freezing weather, with almost no clothes on. ha.   i hope, that i will never have a job like that.

ooh, yes, i found a note in my bag to buy something cool for my roommate (no we`re not gay, that`s just what friends do i guess) and so far i have came up with... eh. nothing that i could buy. vodka probably.
+ i haven`t made any stop motion for a while.. and i have not explanation why is that, but i talking with Kevin, that the next one should be stop ,motion porn :D. so far the only problem is to get actors and i don`t get it, why no one, wants to be famous.

so as im cool and this blogg is even cooler, so i need to upload a very cool picture.

and this was the first one to pop up, when i wrote a really cool picture in google. well, of course that the picture and i more than ugly. (if i want to be polite)

but when i wrote this "i think that this is a really cool picture", then the real shit appeared.

and i choose first two, cause both of them are cool.


have a cool day bitches.
cool.

and i thought..

that coming home would be the best think in the world, (besides having 3 cold beers in the bed after a good jerk off :D ) but as im used to not to work for last 4 month, then one day of semi difficult work almost killed me. and my hands. and i don`t know why my ass hurts as well. only left cheek though.
enough with my exciting stories about nothing and i want to share something really important with you. Read carefully now.
One the way here, when we went through Poland, there was 8 prostitutes, in maybe 14 minutes, standing on the side of the road.  All of them looked enough brown to be compared to a Thanksgiving Days turkey and weared skirts, that we`re no longer than my patience to wait for a Big Mac, and believe me it`s really short or i don`t have it at all.
and  i`ll better stop writing about them, cause we have two polish chicks in the school, and they might read this and try to kill me after, cause you never now, if one of those 8 girls at the side of the road were not friends of the polish girls i know.
and i remembered only today that i have to buy a polaroid camera, and then i`ll have shitloads of them printed pictures one me wall.
ok, me go now, cause already got http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBWB61ClHvU&feature=related

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well, new students are here (sadly, it`s 75% of boys) for the 5th day and i have talked with atleast 4 of them. yes im not the best example to get friends fast as the lightning hits the ground..
why the fuck am i talking about lightning it couldn`t get any friends any way.-- skip this.
....
and continuing this post, after 9 hours brake im might say that now is 3.03 in the morning and im thinking to go to bed, cause, nothing insanely cool from my super smart brain, suprisingly is not comming out.
and as me and my beloved girlfriend agreed on being super honest, i can`t write here that i have a tattoo,cause she`s reading this blogg, and if i would mention that, she could find it out, and get mad on me, for not telling that to her first. Oh, snap, i already did.. so i`ll just have to wait now, and face the unpleasant punishment. either i want it or not.

nr1. this is my dream bed.
nr2. this is my dream.

nr1+nr2= peace (atleast in my head,home,bed)