quote from myself.

and as im not a professional stop motion-movie, yet, the only place were im going to publish them is going to be this bitch ass blogg :)
so my next horrifiengly creative video is like this, like this.

and tomorrow, or the next closest day when i`ll be sober i will upload another unexpainably cool video.oh, no i lied, cause im like always sober, if you remember, from last record, so possibly if my memory is not going to fail again, then it probably could be tomorrow.
oh, and looks like im the only, geek of the school how`s sitting inside in front of a computer screen, while everyone else is outside and being social.
so me run noooow.

bedshoez

that was the most booring word i could come up with bedshoez- cause im becoming a really boring person, meaning that im not drinking and a haven`t smoked for many,many days and couldn`t be healtrier, so probably my next step is going to be becoming a memmber of Green Peace, and giving all my property to poor people and then go to the homeless place, cause i will not have anything left. So i`ve carefully planned how to brake that continuing chain that might lead me to the desert of homelessness. I will smoke one cigaret today. I know, i know it might be a really crazy and wild idea, but i think that ia have courage enough to do that.
But im doing it only for good, cause i don`t want to be without a room above my head and food to eat.
Now in the background is one of the worst playlist i`ve ever heard, but i don`t mind, cause im such a good person.
clap you`re hands if have smelly feets and dance.

2011

today, today after week delaying we finally opend our super cool exebition with pictures of all the students and staff&teachers. and of course i have the best picture of all of them, cause im like so handsome n shit.
eventually im staying in this place only till march :( and if im not going to be stupid or lazy then starting from april i will have a job in Vejle, and im going to be rich and live voksen (adult) life, like, ironing my own socks, by myself and remember to clean the sink atleast once a month, cause there will be no mother who`s doing that in my place. well im a big boy for 5 month already, but that woud be like a next, advanced level.

and i made this super awesome, amazinlgy overproduced stop motion movie, that definitely is going to world wide in 1 day, after uploading it to youtube. or maybe not, cause that`s my first stop motion movie and that`s actually a bitch ass draft i made there, so you will have to wait for my famousness, to come. for most keen readers, i will give a gorgeous slice of bread with peanut butter + mention their names in the blogg.. maybe.

oh yes, and im so happy with this draftm that i just have, i just have to publish it. probably this peace of shit is going to be so popular, that i won`t even need to make a normal video.

thank you come again.

kleopatra

and i have no fuckin idea why my title is like that. and now i haven`t still smoked and im still continuing to train in gym, and probably that`s why im so tired but me and Mau need to show "pulp fiction" in movie club, cause the internet was too slow to dowload back to future wich was ment to be today. oh, yeah by the way we are running a movie club, like last year two chicks did. and i do not want to write something more cause i don`t want to.

bet šodien man ir pohūūūūūj.

im actually not pohuj, im just waiting till i`ll get in shower, cause my nasty viking roommate has occupieted it for now. and im just waaaay to much of a gangsta to write in this blogg every day, as i promised. and not keeping promises is not something not cool, it just show`s how much of a gangsta are you. (in this case am i).
and today, finally is coming a person who i have waited for too long, to be precise 18 days and 2.15 hours. ok now is already 17, cause i was day-dreaming about nothing.
and yesterday night amazing thing happened, i was dreaming. that`s just so hardcore, cause i like never dreaming, and then, this one night it just happened. and it was so puzzled and bizzare and just not like regular rainborn/unicorn/flower dream.
ooh yes, today at 23.00 will be exactely 7 days since i haven`t smoked... not a single zip, of that fuckin coffin`s nail.
thank you come again.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgjspXwXFMo

er du sulten?

well i am hungry and that`s why i sould probably go to bed, like now. and im gonna do it in 5 minutes or something, it will depend how fast my fingers will move on this stupid keyboard.
you can`t imagine how much inspiration you can get by watching one cool video in youtube, waaay more, than i got from the man who was telling about his fotographer life, cause everything was pretty nice and cool till, the video he showed us with, dying horse and about 50 year old naked woman walking around her stupid garden. im not a pussy in a way that i couldn`t watch the scenes, it just made me to ask a question. what the fuck is wrong with you danish people? and im mean just some of you. are really weird.
ok my roomate is srcatching his balls now and that`s i sign that i need to go to bed.
mesnke= new danish word i learned- means remember.
so i even cooler now.

wq

all the amazing what happened i could decribe in million words, but i prefer short cuts and i will say it in one- nothing. it just fucked up, even if i got to bed at 22.31 i still can`t get up in the morning.
a funniest part was adventures in gym were Kevin almost chocked me, but it was AWESOME. and now im rally looking forward to the next chocking round. it means that he was showing us some fighting moves and that`s like a bit more interesting than danish lessons with "how old are you and from where do you came from sentences" cause we got that like 4 months ago.
and the situation in school can be described as pretty good, cause everyone is getting closer, and of course starting to seperate in smaller groups and growing the gap between them, but that`s what hojskole is all about. mostly. and also getting drunk and trying to quit harmful habits and staying away from beautiful girls in case you have one somewhere else like i do :)
and getting a bit of all kind of knowledge as well.
so i explained what my everyday life is here, so after you read this i can delete my blogg, cause you know everything about me.

krāmtirgs

well i have more than one excuse why my blogg wasn`t updated last few days, but that should stay as a secret.
i was drinking and next still drunk+hangovered so that`s enough big reason even not to show up to your own wedding ceremony so, just a regular blogg update would be a spit in a sea.
 and now, ladies and gentlman i would like to announce that, now i really need to take a shit, and i will return after a minute or two :)
ok, im back, and actually  didn`t went anywere, i just wanted to write something really funny, cause that`s how i am, a super funny person, in a good way, indeed.
maybe i will explore the Danish biggest island even more, by going on a small weekend trip to Skive, one of the north Jutland town or cities (i don`t know the status of that god forgotten place). but that`s still under a big question mark, cause i`ve already spended almost all of money, and that could cause some problems, to pay for a train ticket, without money. Maybe i could work with my mouth and earn some money. That could be and option, and of course i mean singing on a street, not doing something else, what you all probaly imaginated. You filthy animals.
this is enough for tonight and previous two nights as well.

me don`t know

maybe, maybe it is too often to write every day, for you sake. i mean, you all are too lazy too follow me every day (ok, there is only 1 person whose following me, but anyway ) and then you`re way too much behind, that you even probably forgot what`s the colour of my car, what i mentioned in previous times..
and now you all returned to see were i mentioned the car, but actually i didn`t.
and i lied yesterday, about that we`re all, cause there is one sweet couple still missing. and starting from this year im starting to be honest, that`s way i mentioned it.
ooh, you stupid people, of course im not honest, i have lied already in this record, 3-4times.
this is my special mark- telling bullshit, and being asshole/nice at the same time.
and i think i hear one of the most funniest lines. and it goes like this. "you got my triger of hornyness" that`s just somthing super cool.

And Finally..

now we all are here, i mean all the the students of Branbjerg 11 and now starts the rock n roll.
my first purchase was of  course beer and cigaretts and chips... for Mau :D
now im cool as fuck, cause i got my wild card idag (today) and i can visit this cool girl, more often.
this was kind of serious day in event lab, and it was really good, not only from my side, but what i heard from other testemonials. (in this sentence for word serious has a bit softer meaning)
a thought i haven`t used anything from my swear word dictionary but i was wrong, so fuck that.
and the dummbest swearing expressiong in Danish is pis mig onje (well i don`t know how to write it correclty)
and it means to piss in my eye. Jesus.. yes, even Jesus thinks, that it`s some crazy shit. He told me. By himself.
I almost cracked my perfect blogg with some super bad sentence but im just so clever, that i noticed that before i  saved this record.
Jeg taller dejligt dansk nu.

hello, captain!

well, this crazy i mentioned in the last record is now reading my previous shit and calling me asshole, so following my ideology i should say something nasty about her, but im this super interesting dude, meaning that im asshole and the nice guy at the same time- you know chick`s dig it. at least i think so.   and im always right.   if you think im wrong, then youre wrong.
im still waiting when our branbjerg "team" will stop being kind of separate and the akward moments will be over. im not complaining but.. oh, ok nothing.
in the first outdoor "event" today we had an awesome time, with laughing and chatting and everything was so cool.. of course that this sentence is with a massive piece of irony, cause i freezed my hands of, and we had to talk with one person for half an hour, which was a bit too much.
BUT now im starting to be an adult MF, not only having coffe and cigarett in the mornings like all adults does, but also, i bought a calendar, where i can write shit to do next day and how many new socke`s in need to buy, all the adult stuff, so yes, im really proud of my self and my mother, cause she`s still sending me money, forgetting about the fact that im the worst son ever, almost :)

i can`t wait for the weekend`s party with massive hardcore drinking and other activities for children.

fa helvede

it`s the second day for me in brandbjerg, and im keeping my promise and writting every day, but it`s not gonna be a fucking diary in that sense, that i will write what i eat, how many times i jerk in shower and about the amount of cigaretes i`ve smoked, cause that`s even more useless, than this blogg by it self.
i will try to explain the mood and feelings and other a bot more importen shit.
Me and Mau are still the only danish-naaast  (not almost at all speaking students) but soon us will join some other dudes. and every one is getting much better with getting to know each other but there is still a big gap between old students and the young one`s. Ok, it`s only the first weeks start so shut up.
and i wish i could play any instrument so i could be keen on doing something interesting, but i don`t have any usefull hobbies, so i can just try to quit the harmful ones.
i have some cool pictures in my phone so, you will not see any of them now, cause im too lazy to go upstairs for my mobile. ok im not telling the truth it`s in my pocket, but now you`ll be even more curious to know what`s gonna be in the next record.
see, ya.

q_d

youre favourite pimp has returned (luckily not from rehab) cause my "christmas holidays" were pretty mad :D
and one of my new years determnation is to write here every day. if i forgot, please remind me cause if it`s for youre own sake as well, if you want to read some super cool information, from even cooler dude xD
now im back in brandbjerg sitting in my roommates bed and far.. im mean typing this text. now read the first part of the sentence again. IM IN DENMARK BITCHES, and here are some new cool people but as it`s only the first day i couldn`t speak to them all, and im pretty tired as well, be cause of the 25hours ride with a bus from stupid Latvia.
i really miss my latvians here and some other cool dudes, but im trying to keep my head straight, cause it`s should be awesome as always.
and i will be the only latvian (except for one "half" latvian, whose missing, cause she should be here today, but she`s not.) and i`ts gonna only 6-8 foreigners if i understand correctly.
For instance me and crazy Venezuelian chick, were the ony danish-non speaking dudes. well atleast i will be able to pimp my english and danish ever more, cause im so awesome and there is no one, which i could speak in my native lanuage with.

that`s all for this crazy evening, i`ll just relook at my porno calendar, just to check if all the pictures are fine, cause i haven`t seen it for 3 weeks and then go to bed.
bb