let me take ya picture

but yesterday after a small chat with two other people i realised or we came to a conclusion that i am a lucky person.
who would have ever thought about that. me the one who is complaining more than i should, even though i always (or after watching the movie)wanted to have a life story like Will Smith in Pursuit of Happiness.
weird.

but i discovered another talent or just a great thing i can do. I can tell difference between Asian look people. (!!) Image that. It´s equally difficult with dark-skinned people. All of them look the same or a lot a like each other. But last week in a bus i recognized a small Asian look boy that i had seen before. (maybe because he´s taking the same bus almost every morning, but still) I could tell a difference from other his kind a look people.
Just another reason for me to be awesome.

An ice-cream with monkey limbs. hmmmm... as i want to start my carrier as a designer or what ever you call a person who makes neat drawings and illustrations (artist could be a word). i´m trying to have my mind in a set of an artist and that´s why before sleeping i come up with some random, of course very awesome ideas and to draw a monkey with monkey limbs was one of them.

as this electronic diary is one of the most famous in the world, i have a great danger by sharing my awesome ideas that i have not yet made to a realization point my self cause it could be true, that i could see a t-shirt in thereadless.com or a new design in jolbayandfriends.com with a monkey limbs on it. Or BBC casting a tv - series where Banksy has sprayed this awesome design all ove L.A. or what ever he is now. London maybe.


Title is bad. very bad, but i was listening to that song all morning so that probably why i came up with it. Ok, Fuck it :)

Crap on a stick, part ||

Damn it took me a while to find these || two stripes on a keyboard. But i did it!! Hurraaa. Moral of the previous sentences - Never back down.

Isn´t that stupid that their happens so much of a good stuff and people don´t even notice it. Most of the time fir sure. A painting on a street, small kid smiling at you, a cloud in a shape of titties or your breakfast that looks like a smiley face.
And then craziest thing is that you don´t need to have master degree in a specific subject or loads of money, but only your eyes open. Could be a problem if your blind but that´s another story.
Notice how much nice stuff is around and how to make your day a bit more brighter than it is.
That´s just awesome.
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Story about a hobo in a bus.

And then i saw a hobo in a bus the other day. Not that it´s a special thing to notice and it made my day better, but he was trying to sell this piece of meat for 5 danish kronas to this little arabian kid and after a refusal he pulled out his drum sticks from behind of his back and started to play them without any rhythm at all, but he made this grey, everyday people to crack a little smile.
Also me, but not because i´m grey or everyday it was just a bit funny.

That was my great story of a hobo in a bus.

with this story telling skill, maybe i should write children books, or something. only replace hobo with a teletubbies. THE most annoying children show ever made on this planet earth.


And the title has no relevance to this post at all.

can´t remember were i found it, but it´s so damn cool (:

oh, oh and actually there never was a "crap on a stick part |" such a badass i am. not even writing the first part.

Say whooat?!

It´s mid-february and i have already 4 blog post (5 with this one). some might think that i have a period or something again (i think i said this joke before) that´s why i´m having them so much, but no, no.

As you might have noticed something huge and amazing in this blog happens once every half a year. Actually all the posts are worth spreading, to make a world a better place, help people understand their lives and help the lost ones to find their way back to the bottle of vodka. Last time it was changing by background font, now actually someone else.

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This deserves a bit longer moment of silence.
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Read the the second paragraph again. Some one else wrote something in my blog.
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An interesting fact is that by awesome blog got almost 40views today (not much more than regular and i think that all the views are by now famous Cat, cause everyone named in here is famous by a minute). but anyway, this is a day to remember, write down in calendar, name a street in my blog´s name and stop war for a day. Because it´s been viewed so much. And because i´m awesome. and because i like food.

And, and, and annnnnd my first template for my own logo is here- ta dAAAAA--->

Today it´s to many good news already. No news good news, aih?

Cat was here

Cat again.
Another day - another story
Not that there's that much to tell I spend aaaaall day in Brabrand - cleaning, reading, writing, eating, sleeping and surprising.
Letten was in school trying to learn something. I wonder if he actually did? Maybe, maybe not.
He might have learned as much as I read, which was 3 lines....
Instead of reading as I should have, I did everything else.
All I got to say is CAT WAS HERE!

Most AWESOME post ever

... and you know why?
Because it's not Rihards who's writitng.
It's Cat.
You probably know me, so I'm not gonna waste time
on introducing myself. One thing I can always mention though
is of course, I'm awesome.
Cya suckers

have never thought

that an old, fat, teeth-less dude with an ugly red, truck-drivers hat can make anyone happy. (not to be evil or something, but you can imagine the plot)
so i was in this small, cosy-type of a bar, with same, regular costumers and some creepy guys and few young ones, sitting cheerfully in a corner, happy to had found a place with cheap beer.

but, but the dude was seriously a bit retarded type of a guy, playing his imaginary guitar most of the time, and repeating the same "one step forward-one step backwards" movement all night long. And one of my friends, said she loves him. He made hers night. .. ?

just another approval that it´s not much you need for an ultimate happiness.
some are glad to have a piece of chocolate, or a cold hot-dog like me yesterday, but some are happy as hell to see a old,retarded dude. weird this world actually is.

Highway

The fucked up thing when their something odd happens then everybody has to mention it in their blogs, facebook posts, or personal porno site. Damn annoying. Like now when it´s super cold, of course everyone is writing about that... And i want to say one thing about that as well. :)
It´s my friend who had then best-so-far explanation how cold it is in Latvia. "Well it´s like when you go out then even yours balls are covered with a thin layer of ice" :D
and as i assume, that it´s the warmest part of a males body, that must a been freaking, crazy weather out there.


And then today reading a page from Ernst Hemingway book, their was a funny metaphor.
Subject is about war, and that this soldier has to drag shitloas of wires down to a certain place.
Monologue was like this "I think that we had more wires than theirs sluts in Texas" funny, funny.


Funny life of mine, cause i´m so funny- therefore i got cover by funny things like a breakfast cereals with nice yogurt, and mixed together- the best thing you´ve ever tried :v