krējums maiz a zapt

and the finally my super cool video is accepted in dansendage,dk and that means that it`s one step closer to win 1500 euros and and, yes, that is just tits.
and one of the funniest "movies" i`ve recently seen is the new Jackass and that`s all what i will tell about it, cause if you haven`t seen it by yourself then you a looser.
last week in Brandbjerg Hojskole for some of the students, unfortunately not because they smoked weed, but for more booring reason, like the end of the first part of semester. and that sucks for them. and eventually it will for me in 3 months as well, but let`s not talk about that now.
+ during this week you`ll definitely see a new stop motion or else.. ok i couldn`t come up with something really funny, so there is not "or else"

hg

today we had an excursion to Arhus and that was so fun. oh, no i lied it was one of the crappiest days in my life, so there is no fucking point to write someting more cause it`s going to be only something fucking bad.
fuck

excuse me, can i light my spliff?

to be precise it`s 1.43 and im sitting here, only me, my frustration and camera. and if we link these things together then you can guess, that i haven`t made a normal (longer than 10 seconds) stop motion and that`s not good.

but everything is not that bad, cause atleast my morning started funny.  in stead of my alarm clock, it was my roommate who farted so loud, that actually woke me up. and that is not an easy thing to do. cause im sleeping like a dead rock. ok, rocks are not alive, so you must understand that my sleep is deeper than you can possibly imagine. but still Seb, managed to wake me up. 

oh, and i got ice-cream today.

and i really don`t think that im gonna read danish newspapers ever again. (yes, my languages skills are great enough, to read, and understand atleast every 3rd word).

So i, with a big smile and best intentions opened a newspaper, and the first text said this. "Dear foreigner, (now i got really excited) you are not welcome here..." then i slowly raised my eyes out of the paper, looked around and considered to start to pack my bags, and cancel the application letter for university, and go home. Till this beautiful day i thought that Denmark is foreigners safe country, but i start to doubt that.

 Fuck man.

stop motion-my love potion.

crazy rhyme, i know.

100 bananas and lego

i wanted to start with uploading my latest video which consists of pure awesomeness, but then you would probably not read anything. and now i understand that you can not read it anyway, so, shut up.
aaah, ok i`ll upload the video and that`s it. im too tired to write something more.
Yes, yes even me, the iron man, gets tired sometimes, but it`s because "being awesome" part of my life takes a lot of energy. it`s sometimes hard to be good at everything.

roadtrip or is it?

well. well. that fucking keyboard of this god damn Aarhus libabry computer is pretty close to a complete shit, meaning that the each button is like in a size of box safty matches box, and you actually need to use your finger muscles to press a fucking button.

now you know in what king of a track this record is heading to. cause im wining about a fucking keyboard.

and i have a little issue besides this (maybe at the same size as just mentioned one), that needs to be resolved in max 4days, and it would be nice too choose the right answer cause it can change my next 2 years up side down.
and i just bought 2 bananas and old, empty, coffie can. shit knows why.. but im happy with my purchase and thats all what matters the most.. now.
for my eager stop motion fans, i can satisfy you all with saying that new episod is comming soon. ok its not actaully comming or going anywhere i just need, to finish it, and i slept max 3-5 hours a day, last four days, so dont you fucking dare to say that im lazy or slow or any other kind of a person who can not finish his\hers work at the time.
and probably my new addiction will be watching desperate housewives with my girlfriend. and i dont even care that its gay, cause its fun. atleast most of the time.


trouble maker-party braker.
p.s. looks like im more than a genious in making new punch lines.

everything-it

well, as there probably are some hillbillies who, do not use facebook, then i`m forced to upload, my extremely cool stop motion videos here as well.

and im not going to explain this video, cause it is going to a bit too difficult for most of your brains, just enjoy, the things moving cool.

+ it`s vital to have your speakers, turned to the max... or just atleast on, to understand the purpose of some of the things. and yes, that is a violin. an ugly one that`s true, but im not the best violin drawer, and nobody didn`t wanted to draw it for me. ok, didn`t ask, cause im too cool, for other tool. -- oh shit, that`s an awesome punch line, i just came up with. "im too cool for your tool"

probably the best punch line maker alive, is the owner of the worlds top blogg as well... Jesus. no, not Jesus im the one.

probably the black eyed peas music in background, has inspired me to write this crap.
and actually i want to call for today, but stupid videos hasn`t uploaded yet.. then i`ll just scrach my balls, for few more minutes...

me back, on the crack, and take a shit on your track and i still have a lunch box to pack. - insaaaaaane rhyme. and  i made it in less than 10 seconds. damn, i should contact eminem now to get an adress for "shelter" and perform there. i wouldn`t need anything else then this one line to beat everyone.



PEACE MAKER- BROWNIE BAKER.