Mmhm, so?

A place to be. A place to be if you just so much want to mingle with all the shinny lemons - Portland. (USA) The place filled with creative people and great atmosphere to be a creative artist. Imagine, what i just said. A whole city has an atmosphere of greatness. And all this crap i am assuming only from what the father internet has showed me via moving and still images how it looks like across this damn ocean. And it looks great. Damn i tell you, it looks great. But it has to something magical about that place, cause awesome companies such as http://jolbyandfriends.com/ - a great graphic design artists, http://www.scoutbooks.com/ - awesome notebooks http://www.wk.com -- all times favourite advertising company has an office there. http://www.portlandcreativelist.com/ -- those this needs any explanations? So, just to trying to prove a point that there are some places, where something magical happens. Like, the place i live is massively occupied with a lot of Arabians and all sort of dark skinned people. And it's Denmark i am living. Just another approval why should i get my ass to the Portland, after i do something incredibly cool here. Not to live an american-bullshit-dream but to be there, cause it would be something i need. And you magical place is?

Stupid bullshit

The topic of the week: Lemons in a pile. As i´ve mentioned this little thing that i can kind a notice all this little crap what is going on in around me and everyone else, i also get quite inspired by movies i see and the even more by books i read. It's a-mazing i know. Ok, i do not know where i was going with this. As the Topic is lemons in the pile, i would like to compare it with grey people, who's going to school, because they know they will need a job, because society say's so. Being the black boots, because that is how you should look like. Drinking more expensive beer eventhough you do not like, but your friend says so. I am not a being crazy ass rebel, just by looking around and seeing myself in a mirror, how much of stupid bullshit is going on everywhere. I am cranky or unsatisfied with mess on the table and every other little thing that does not happens in the way i want to. Could be because i haven't got enough sleep and have been broke for a long period of time, so here's some small vulcano of useless thoughts. Always be the shiniest lemon in the tree, in any sort of a way, expression or variation. Way would you not rather be better then someone else, or just doing the the one thing you really like? Do not make your life complicated. It will twist it self in a node ball, badly enough.

I want you to take me out!

You wake up, you have one cigarette left from yesterdays party, nothing special but still kind a nice. You go out on a balcony a small kid passes by and smile at you, nothing special but still kind a nice. One of the abilities i have and i will always appreciate: to see all these little small, things that makes your mood just a little better. Self consciousness and living in the present. It fucking aaaawesome it is. Making a life a bit more meaningful with sharing some facts about frogs farting and incredibly thoughtful pieces of experience and thoughts. a small post for a small day.

Carrots in a bucket.

An important note. "Blog post missing at the date 27th of July".
The explanation could be compared with Anothy Kiedis, and his life story. As he had incredibly fucked up swing from soberness into falling into an infinite hole of drugs, and the getting out of it, of course he was not able to do his professional duties, and be on the top of the game while being higher then any cloud can reach.
My schedule of flow of life this week has been something like this:
Started out with getting up early do all the important crap and go to work, repeat the same for 3 days, but as the weekend came it changed to working until the sun behind the scene, getting out in the city, drinking until 7. am driving home with a bike.. 2 days like that, and the "schedule" can not merged in enough time, for me to get sober enough and to do all the vital things.

t is terrible, it is.. how much of a good time i had, so my regret holes are unwillingly being patch with a pieces of good memories and vibes that the beats and consumed alcohol had given. Same thing happening also tonight? You tell me. I guess i have waken a "Yes Man" into myself accepting, and agreeing to do everything possible, from serious work to social events, or that's just how i am trying to curve my backbone out again, by not admitting the weakness of my character.


Getting back to the "frog fart" subject as it is the weeks topic, i would like to mention this.
As far as hill-billy kids the only or one of very rare things for an excitement could be to stare at a frog all day long until it farts and then be happy to the bone of just experienced, i experienced something similar yesterday. 
Not looking at a frog and waiting it to fart, but more of an rare bit of excitement crossed my heart when i actually convinced two girls to kiss. And i mean Kiss, like "put the tongue in each others mouth" kiss. And i was just standing there with my beer and cigarette and being all happy just like a hill-billy kid seeing a frog that just farted.
And i did not do anything else of course, because i do have a girlfriend, and she might be reading this post, so of course i only stayed in the back of the scene and enjoyed the show.

+ all this frog fart topic is more of a challenge to me, to see how could i twist and turn multiple topic and blending them together with having such a fucked up theme.

That's all folks. Have a day filled with bread crumbs and milk.

Uneven

God dag
Hallo
добрый день
καλημέρα
dzień dobry
guten Tag

So i have said greetings to all the main target audiences that are reading this awesome sauce i'm boiling daily. Cause it is a way how to make everyone of you feel very special and welcomed here.
Or maybe that is just one of google tricks to make up some fake statistics so a beginner bloger like me would have such a high hopes growing this huge audience while there is no one behind the other side of the screen.
But we never know, it´s something like a frog fart, that most people do not really think about it cause it just is too silly and unimportant to waste your precious time to think of, but it actually is there. Frogs are farting, and google is cheating. Or maybe not talking about google exactly but big cooperation in general.
Can't write anything bad about google you know... otherwise this could be my last blog post, or my blog would just be erased from the system in no time. Just after i press the "to publish" button.

Advice you to watch "Food inc". It will open your eyes, and broaden your horizonts in matter of the food you choose to buy and eat afterwards. It didn't change my menu for 180 degrees right after i watch it, but it sure is giving you the second thought, about all the little chicken wings your putting in your mouth.

Might start to write longer posts, like half a book, every time, but hey, your fingers won't get tired, cause there's no pages to turn here.  [lamejoke.com]

Farvel.

Straight forward and back again.

About the greater good, how to put a great thing in a great place. To implement the concept and values of a great organization into an organization that actually has a great purpose.
Wouldn't that just bee insanely awesome? Yes it would. Thanks to myself for answering this intriguing question.

I just watched a very smart person (someone else but me) talking about motivation, and at the end of the video he stated that people also Are Purpose maximisers a thing we have to do is to start treating each other equal human beings rather than work forces, so the working environment would be satisfying and besides the money (that would be fairly payed what is also a part of developing from work force to an employee) people would just start to focus more on their jobs. + if you would do an experiment and give employees a day free to do their own stuff, magical things could happen that they've never thought of creating, being a part of.

As simple as that.

As simple as that it is, how incredibly boring my last few post have been. But i guess that is what i understand with a serious blogger? "No it will not continue this way" as he screamed in his thoughts and hit the keys more aggressive than needed to brake the peace in the quite and calm wednesday morning apartment.

I have ruined my own mood just because i was thinking that i might not succeed in one of the great summer plans i have.
Damn, that´s stupid, isn't it? (laughing smiley)

See your mom.

Bottle or two.

So a duck fart was made from, bla, bla, bla and Crown Royal.
And as appears it has a quite a society out there. At least on facebook it´s more than a million people liking it, and what about all the hundreds of thousands of grandpas who do not even know what the internet is, just what a truly fine bottle of whisky is.

But damn, everything about this society thing seems to be so ridicilous.
Lets start with  the slogan from of their alcohol experts : "connect people with that magical moment of truth when they experience true joy through taste"
i would say that about a big glass of strawberry and apple cocktail.


There is a fishing contest, but you don't actually need to catch a single fish or get out your comfortable sofa-chair to participate.


Make a special bag with your own desire for the bottle.


Of course you can find an expert to tell you about what would be the best choice of taste right for you..
And, and you can state your Hero, so a whisky brand wants you to find a Hero, either a fireman, local policeman a volunteer? I think that they have had the chance to be heros, because they´ve been as far as possible from a bottle to do that.

Now don't get me wrong. I wouldn't bee the one who could judge people who consumes alcohol, cause i am still in my young years and that's what i do more then needed, but the system or the society of the alcohol has just fired me up. I do realize that all these things are made in order to gain the biggest profit possible, but come one. These kind of a values should be more for a "save a homeless pet" site, or "lets help kids with no parents" organizations no a damn whisky brand.

I mean, they have support center in any direction in USA you need, you can win prizes if you participate in a contest where you have to do nearly nothing, state your hero?? Really?

One thing we can do is to learn from this company how to gain such a success and put it in a way better concept.

Mercy to the beast !

This Weeks topic: "DOES A FROG FARTS?"


the answer i cam across was quite well explained i must say.


" Edit Made for explanation, not just an answer: Methane gas is a commonly produced chemical from the breakdown of biological organism and plants in a general course of digestion. this is basically the same in all carbon based lifeforms. As this gas must be released in one way shape or form, any and all carbon based lifeforms will inevitably fart "

That is some bit of quite a fascinating and useful information there.


If frogs doesn it, then snakes probably as well, but you need to be very carefully with them cause When threatened, many snakes produce clear warning sounds. Some hiss, others rattle. But place a Sonoran Coral Snake in the same situation, and the best it can do is fart.


So a farting snake is not a thing you would like to come across at any point.


And the last bit of an extremely important information : a Drink called "duck fart" is needs only 3 ingredients to make it -- A layered drink made of Kahlua, Bailey's Irish cream and Crown Royal.
Pretty awesome aih? You could impress a lot of people in some dress and tie-is-too-tight, snob-ish party with saying that you can make a drink called duck fart.


Get back to you tomorrow with something incredibly amazing.

Scissors for two.

I don't see no point in livin' life that right, so i just take what i can find. /Sabre&Green/
Or do i?
Do you think it can be made fun, to do the things that you really want to but there is no one like you?
Image you want to be a rockstar in a christian school, and you have no option to leave the place? What do you do, how do you make your own little world, bee a black sheep in between the others?
I guess, all i would need would be a room where no one can disturb me and that´s it. And a pack of cigarettes :)
And easy and thoughtful sunday with Question marks as many as hash dealers in the district i live.
So tomorrow we'er starting out with a brand new breath (without an alcohol smell in it for a change), to be on the top of the game, and sharp as a knife made in Japan and start out with some amazingly great post, so prepare a fine cup of coffee and do not eat apple. Makes you fart quite a lot in the morning.
Cheers

Must write a post!

p.s. I know i that usually you do not start with a postscript at the start of your wonderful message, but as i was stupid enough to write this post, Not save it and close the computer, here are my yesterday thoughts :)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svxlh8lvu_M
Damn this song is sweet ! Almost as me, but i am not here to brag about myself, everybody knows the level of awesomeness already :)
hah, hangover, beer, McDonalds, broken key and broken self respect towards my own assumption to do all this crazy stuff shit. Alcohol is to be blamed again, or the consequences of using it, that lead to this an unproductive day.
"Grrrhh",  he growled in an unsatisfied tone, blaming everyone else but himself about all the universe turning against all the hopes, and wishes and issues turning into problems, and unsolved questions.


Yes, even a sound can mean quite a lot as you see.
Next week we'll start out with a weekly topic about some an extremely important subject that could save people lives, and resolve world-wide problems. Probably something about the cheese or penises.

Out of service!

During technical problems we are not able to have a long and sophisticated blog post.
We are very sorry for the unpleasent  news but will be back at your service tomorrow!
Have a lemon day :)

Fuel for life..

It's just very interesting what kind of objects, elements, things has helped people to brake the ice, came to a new ideas, deal with their problems, and stop smelling..
From  "age of enlightment" people gathered in coffee houses, to exchange with their opinions and ideas, to knowdays, when we have a talk with a stranger only because he/she's holding a cigarette. All the way  through their has been something that encouraged people to open up, to share and spread the word.

Even though, not the coffee, not cigarette or any other get-together-element is the thing that makes you talk, it creates the correct atmosphere, and the safe environment for these kind of events to happen.

What if we create something new, healthy, funny, that would gather people the same way as in 17th century?
Come to this place with no pants and share your thoughts..? Morning no-pants people unity. Or everybody takes their favourite picture of elephant, and explains why he/she likes it and how can it make your day better / change the world :)

Just think about it.

And now take your finger out of the nose, clean it, and write to your best friend text saying "whoooa man, i saw this really awesome blog post about coffe, and cigarettes n´shit.. didn't understand that much but it was pretty cool "

Lemon.

"And this is where the end Begins!"*

"some serious shit in not so serious matter"  The previous sentence could explain more or less how i imagine this blogs development next phase. Probably after 5 years looking back i will be ashamed to the bone how possibly stupid a person express himself, or be like whoooa, i was a genius back them, but will wait for 5 years to see what's gonna happen.

I just want to share my little, funny experience last friday at #creative mornings. Finally i was capable not only  to get up this early and bike to the place where the event was supposed to happen but actually find the place as well. (2 weeks ago, i got up at 7.00 biked to city center but couldn't find where the f*ck was the event rolling)
..Besides the free tea, coffee, and huge pieces of freshly baked, delightful chocolate cakes, with a bit of cinnamon in them it was an interesting experience as well. You know that a free food is good food for an eastern europian, so was a bit difficult to take my eyes of it, and focus on the presentation.

But somehow i managed to do that and one of the things that stuck the most in my head was about how simple it is to draw and that we should never be scared of pen and paper when it comes to drawing cause this is all you need to know:

Simple as that.
And if you feel secure enough, then you could try out some more advanced stuff- drawing human faces.

I know it might look scary at the beginning, but no worries, a bit of practice and you will be able to draw this stuff like a champ... ion.


*uuuh, uuh and the title is taken from one of the Dope D.O.D songs if your mom wants to know. Say hi to her from me as well. :)

Trees are not staring at you.

It is funny how ridiciously stupid my brain works, when it come to money stuff.
Ahh, shit i think i already wrote about that a while ago.

It is funny how  ridiciously  stupid my post have been like a year ago
Ahh, shit i think i already wrote about that a while ago.

It is funny how  ridiciously  stupid Anthony, has used drugs, and went to rehab and used drugs again.
And i'm soon to be done with the "Scar Tissue"..

And it is not as funny how i started first 3 paragraphs with the same sentence, but super cool, creative people  do not always has to bee incredibly funny, we leave that to comedians.

And i should start to prepare before writing some posts from now one, challenge myself, go a step further, push the limits, and live the life on the edge. Cause that is the one and only way how to achieve something.

A dude who cuts grass a challenge would be to cut the grass and post a tweet a day about how his cutting grass business is working in order to become one of the best ones in this specific are. Or write a book, blog how awesome and how many amazing stuff you can actually do / change with a simple work like that.

Meaning that, it Does Not matters what the f*ck you are doing as long as you are putting all your heart and two fast hands in the work. In case you do not have any hands, then use your feet.. in case you do not have any... You got the point anyway.

Bye

Good is good and so let it be.

Damn all this crap what i just wrote is just so damn boring.br /> I just read through all what i had written so far and it seemed to be quite of a useless sh*t. ( if you still want to read it,  it's below in between those parentheses i guess you should be very slow, lets say,  not to see that, but there are some people like that and i do respect them... So i would have more readers for the blog, even the slow ones :) ) 


But better watch this video about a squirrel, made my day, could keep you satisfied for a moment as well :)
https://vimeo.com/15445278


Cheers.




(Now when i've finished watching Borat, some random youtube clips, and gotten annoyed by an a**hole who's playing music like party loud at 13.20 pm sunday afternoon, when everybody wants to chill, i've suddently gotten hungry and i will go make some lunch now.


Oh yes, forgot about this already, it's been almost an hour, but i'm back now..
Seems stupid that i'm saying i'm back, cause this is not a chat, but who the gives a damn anyway.. Oh, Yes i know. www.good.is They do give a damn, at least that's what they say, and i would say that they are pretty good at giving that damn.


Damn, i've been thinking about a cigarette since i woke up..


But broke, is broke and can't help it. It is just amazing to see how bad can a person (me) handle the money in his hands. When having a bit too much, it's spent in no time. Having nearly no cash, i've lived with no cash for two weeks.. How do we fix that, except contacting a Jewish person? )






p.s.Worst post made so far + i can't get the fucking background off, so i will use the most ugly one, to make it as terrible as possible :)

2x Zambuka please

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Vodka costs less
Than dinner for two
/Random FB post/

I think from the "roses are red" series this is the best one if seen so far. It could really be a line from  poem book only this one would be "eastern european edition"  "EEE" sounds pretty nice actually. I think i´ve just made a new brand here. Just here. Just here on the spot. And i do take the copyrights for that now, so if i will see anyone using it anywhere i will sue him/her for everything they have.. or a bottle of nice russian vodka :)
ooh damn, their is electronic education environment that have already taken it. But you know what they say, once you fell down, you get up and fight again, so i will keep inventing companies names until i will find the incredibly unique one ! RiverCockRiders.. South Window Frog department.. Whip the Dip..
14virginsquerrels.. PostTheHost.. D.I.C.K.S.   maybe some of these could work, but you never know.

Life changing advice:
Be loyal as a dog to your breakfast.

#Hangover post number 33.

ja, Tak.

I do have an idea more how was Eminems life, or at least the start up where he was working in a warehouse, just to get some cash and get the hell out of the city in "8mile". (Compared to him, cause he's the only famous person i know that has worked in such a institution if you can called it that way)
Nothing very special about the work it self there (lift a box, put in down, when pile done wrap it in plastic) but some of the people made my shifts there more shorter as i do not had headphones with me.
Wait a minute, i do not have headphones, and actually i don't even have any place where to listen to music, cause i lost my phone and my favorite jacket and for the topping of this "desert of solitude" my bike got stolen again :)

But back to those people who work there. There was a dude, called Esmi, or Esti, i have no idea, but his english was between really, really bad, and 0%. And as he was a supervisor for me, and nearly only thing he could say was the word "balance". "You know balance. Box balance. No good, no balance. Ok, this good, balance, yes." Meaning that i had to keep the boxes even and stable, do not let them fall down.

Then their was this dark-skinned guy, who saw that i was doing something wrong and he comes to me and says "Your first time here?" i was like "Yes, what's up?" he just looks around with a worried look and saysa again in his very strong, funny accent "Oh, fuck man, and just walks away".

So i was too lazy to actually think of a very deeps thoughts, so you just had a small brief of how awesome my life is and how much you should try to enjoy the every single God damn moment of your life. Even if it is a warehouse and you do not have any headphones with you.

The awesome sauce.

You know the feeling when you want to write a blog post, but you also want to listen to music and to smoke a cigarette and eat a small piece more of a bread with jam and do something awesome with your life?
Well i do. Do morning seems to be in quite bright colors. Either it's "Queens" fault or too much sugar in coffee.

Sugar in coffee, hmm, and a cigarette soon, hmm. Sounds like i'm turning into one of those "terrible morning coffee, cigarette, cheese sandwich people" who can ruin your morning quite easily. All it takes is a small chit-chat about breakfast, neighbors annoying dog or global warming or how irritating are people when commenting youtube videos.

I guess i see a designer like that for now, with a cigarette between index and middle finger not with a fresh orange juice and a piece of melon or something what ever very healthy is.

In September it will be 2 years since i pressed a button on a keyboard and posted my great thoughts in this blog. That's just so you would get surprised, "wooooaw a sad easter-europian with no motivation to do one thing at the time actually Can do a thing that would last longer then pigs ejectulation - and it is quite long"

Enough with educational stories from the animal world.
Will share some more next time.

Have an awesome sauce one.

Parasts rits. Neparasts sakums.Parasts rits. Neparasts sakums.

I don't be in the project hallway talking about how i be in the project all day /Jay Z/

This seems to be a problem for me. I do not want to believe that if i will tell about my plans they will somehow fail, but looking back, it has happened for to many times to ignore.And today i did the quite opposite by posting on facebook my plan of the summer, (to earn enough money to get a nice ass camera) so by that it should fail miserably. But IT WILL NOT.  Only because i said so.
And i guess it's a lot about "i said so" a lot about telling yourself, convincing yourself not the person next to you about that you are going to make is the shit you have to have an ability of keep rolling forward.
This is small message, a bit of thoughts i wanted to give out to you all, even though you have to learn by your own mistakes its also great to see where other have missed the point and try to avoid that.
Cheers for freakin' past weeeek. Now getting back on the track and looking forward to do some good shit this summer. Hopefully you to.
Have a good one nipple pinch-ers.

The worst is the best !

Hey, hey, hey you there.
As i have survived (ok almost everybody did. RIP sweedish dude who overdosed MDMA) the great Roskilde festival 2012 i would like to share some "tricks and tips" for such a big festival. (Looking through the eyes of an eastern europian)

#1 Even if you have enough money, you have to hitch-hike there alone, to show how crazy you are- therefore you will need to make this:

Required:
Marker (more colors - better)
A paper or cardboard if possible
And a bit of artistic skill.


#2 Then in one of the first days you have to get as disgusting as possible (wearing nearly all your best clothes on)

Required:
Alcohol (more than you can drink so you'll share it to everybody and then complain afterwards that you have shared but nobody else has)
Good clothes
Food (preferably something smelly, like milk or fish)
Spray color.


#3 When good amounts of alcohol has been consumed you will get horny and luckily stumble upon someone like this guy: (Sign says: Free rape )

Required:
Alcohol (already "down the drain")
A willy that IS working
Condoms or luck
Attend a public porno movie alone
Ability to keep you eyes wide open and willy ready to rumble.

#4 When some of the booze is out of the system you will start to have some mental hangover as well, so you will actually be nice enough to go to a shop and buy your own food instead of stealing it.

Required:
To be hungry
Money or something you can exchange the food with

#5 As the camera with you is damaged already it's completely fine to bring it around everywhere and then try to figure out where the fuck have you been doing and where.

Required:
A crappy camera
Ability to somehow press the button when you even can not hold a cigarette

#6 Yes, yes, as the music plays quite a big role, you should manage to see some great artists at some point as well. And definitely you should run as far and close to the stage as possible, AT SPECIALLY  if you do not know the artist that good or at all ( get nearly the same spot as the awesome fans that had been waiting in the qoue for more than 12 hours) listen to one song and then try to get out of the crowd for fucking 20 minutes. In this image you can see Islandic artist Bjørk. Popular, but really, really odd music.
Time when left the audience: 1,5 song.

Required:
Not a very big knowledge about the artist on the stage
A friend who´s stupid enough as you are



#7 Let someone draw a piglet on your hairy back:

Required:
Sunscreen
Sunny weather
A person with awesome pig drawing skills.


#8 Have a picture from a day after the festival, because it rocks to do that.

Required:
Camera
Bee in the festival a day after it's over

#9 Find a lot of random weird stuff that your not sure what it means, but definitely know that it is something cool.

Required:
A camera
A weird "what the fuck it happening there" background


Was awesome, was great. Hope to stop you if you will Knalde also next year.