yellow cab

hi dad, i smell my roomates socks and Julie has an elephant who fucks everybody in the head. and this is how the naughty elephant looks like. looks a lot like me.



and i had to wait for 2 days to get this picture, thats why there was nothing neeeeeeeeew.

and hello im going to BERLIN !!! and drink for a weeek in there xD

and yesterdoy (i wrote o with a purpose) we had this amazing halloween party and after one  innocent bottle of wine, we went to velje to walk around the streets, and as i had the super idea to have a costume with a knife in my back it was fucking uncomfortable to sit and all the guys/gays in gas station were staring at me like i was a cripple or something.
and then i wanted to go home as hell, and do nothing but suddently appeared the saver spliff and i was happy as someone who`s really happy.
and  when we returned, i did somthing that bad, that sigge almost choked/died from laughing. and me too.

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i promise to be a better boy, after i`ll finish my beer ;)

its pictures `o clock yeeeea

this are things what i feel like telling about noooooow :)
this is my good friend and i liked to lead event with her. her name is guna and shes 19 years old. and she likes pasta with sausage source. ^^

and this is the best bokugroup in the school yeeeah.

 and these are crazy mothehr fuckers, rasmus, esben, anne me

 my invention- mouse for apple computer in a form of a pear

everyday normal shit

and i miss mornings like this one :)
im still a bit drunk there, whiiii ^^

ha-haaaa

now im really sorry for being so lazy and now my blogg is tom (empty) as hell.. no hell is not empty im mean empty as desert.. ooh fuck, but deserts is full with somthing too... than its just empty as something empty.. is.
ok, i actually dont feel like a have been lazy, im just busy as hell, cause i have started this motivation shit and it takes some of my time but of course im not complaining about anything i super happy that i started this cool stuff, well eventually i started something by myself without a big pushing from someone else. wuuhu, now im celebratinh that im happy, and like peter says, you need to celebrate every time you gain something so yeee
and you need to fucking do what you feel like doing, if you feel like playing table football do, doesnt matter that you need to work, play 5 mintutes and come back. like 2 days ago i felt like drinking and i fucking did it xD and now i feel like running, so im just gonna get up go to gym, run a bit and after that i will come back a continue what im doing.
AND THIS WAS THE STUPID ADVICER RECORD, AND THERE IS NOT GOING TO  BE THIS SHTIS ANYMORE, THATS WHY IM MAKING FRIEND GROUPS ABOUT MOTIVATION N INSPIRATION, IN LATIVAN FACEBOOK, AND NORMAL FACEBOOK o_O

HELLO!!!!

hello, this is me again still wandering why you havent send me a picture where you are naked xD
that was a cool joke, wasn`t it?
yesterday or to be more precise this morning i finished my really cool movie and now im looking forward what the nasty judge- Simon with his everyday normal crew will decide, if my video wins or no.. and as he lives just 50 meters from school i could take a crapp on his roof if i loose, but i wouldnt dare cause he could come and shoot me throught the window (cause his a hunter) or he could just send me home next day after i clean the roof.
and i mean dude, i really hope that i will find a school in Denmark, cause i would love to stay here, some years more. and im too sleepy after three unsleeped nights, so im just gonna go to bed, ok i dont need to go anywere im almost in my bed already, so shut up.
and i dont know why im saying HELLO,  to everyboy, ok almost everybody.

well..

its like three days without my awesome cool expressions. how could you all handle that? i think that this week was the hardest one for my fans, but im not saying sorry for that, because i just didnt felt like writting something, somthing in this shit page.

and this is a picture with my face. so now you really can see, how look likes really smart and super funny person.

actually this is the day when we collected people who would help as to collect money for pakistan, and i collected exactly 0 people, but i talked with 2 beautiful girls, so thats enough for me.. but not for pakistan (sad face)
and today i will have to work as hard as fuck, to make my video, cause Anne and pretty boy Esbn are making stop motion video that sucks tits.. in a good way of course, and now i need to make a video that will suck even bigger tits :)
and all that shit im doing is to get to berlin, cause im too stupid to do something without getting something back.
byeeeeeeeeeee

memmber of NAMBLA.

my roommate brought with him a binocle, or what the fuck is it called, the thing, with what you can look to the stars and shit, and as i have a perfect view from my window to gym, i could be a pervert watch old ladies doing aerobics at monday evenings, but OF COURSE that im not gonna do it... alone :D
but the thing is that i thought that this stupid tuesday i already wrote something in my awesome blogg, so i was totally, totally suprised to realise, that i actually havent. that was such a adventure for me to realise that. some much adrenaline, only from that.
ta, da, da daaa- here comes my first picture.. wait now i need to upload it.

here you can see, awesome me and my awesome friends in salsa bar in aarhus. i dont know why, but i just felt, like this should be the first picture, so shut up. 

and this was a really great and fun. and this is the night when i meet this awesome girl Anna :D

and i dont fucking know what i should write next, so im gonna be a gangster and i  will go and pick up my clean clothes from washing machine.

and i chosed the picture bigger then a text frame, for a purpose of course.

basically

well dude... i mean dude, i mean, i mean i think that i should probably write something in my blog or else this cow is getting dry and there is not going to be morning milk for you my fantastic fans.
and i hate that statistics, that i can see how many times someone of you bitches has viewed my records which are made of wisdom and gracefuleness.
..ofcourse that im being sarcastic cause, if your brain permits you to understand that this crap what im writting is no worth, than itchy feeling between my legs.
maybe, maaaaybe it is a bit more valuable.

i just broke a guitar string- no i didn`t, beacause i dont have a guitar, and if i would have i dont think that i would brake any of the strings with an explainable reason, BUT its just a line from jimi hendrix, one of my new favourite artists. if you know what i mean.

and some beautiful day i will start to put some pictures in my awesome blogg, so you can be even more excited while youre gonna read it, and laugh because everything is so funny.
and i thought that this is going to be first record without word awesome, but nooo..

oooh, snap

well im too lazy to read my previous record so i will just say that i got drunk at thursday cafe n i was hell of a fun, but here comes an advice of the day: if you want to go sightseeing some copenhagen, visit christiania as the last one, cause after the fat Mr. joint i was able to do only one thing and that was not thinking..
this weekend was the most stoned of all and i dont know why but being under weed i feel better not to be socially active at all... thats means that im really quite and im not saying any word even more than usually o_O


and that is not that awesome,  and i think that after this weekend i had learned a new life lesson.. maybe after some 20 this kind of a weekends  i could write my own book of life wisdoms :D
ooh, and im not going to tell you what i came up with because says that i can not trust nowbody.. ooh shit i just said that.. i could just press backspace but noooo, i want to pretend that i didnt did it with a purpose.
godnight to all of my fans..
thank you for all the comments and letters.. think that you must be around 9... thousand.

childrens party with snaps

finally, eventually, finally im back on the road and my eye has stoped to have bloody days.. well ofcourse that i didnt do anything super impresive today, but i feel good to do something,something but fuck that cause tomorrow mornig, that is the mornig after this night im, im going to christiania !!!! and i feel that its gonna be game over before i`ll took off my pants.. for those who are not that educated i can explain that it means that im gonna to extra happy, excited as hell.. well atleast i really hope so, that i will be.. otherwise i will have to delete this record, because, i will have failed badly as badest failer.
ooh, and tonight at childrens party im sinking (like casper would say) to get drunk- you`ll see at the next blog, how comprehensible is that going to be xD
see you bitheeeees

buy my medicine, buy.../ and i

khm. now im sitting in a chair and relaxing from doing nothing. today i got my medicine and i dont even care that i got them, cause i dont care about anything..
atleast me and peter went to guy and now im a bit more wake up then i was, so tomorrow i will finally be able to study because this 3 days routine of smelling my own sockses in my room have pulled all the strenght out of me.
and this is the most boring text that i have ever written here- and i promise that it is the last time :D
and i had i really big depression for 1 hour when everything was really bad and i was sad but it just stoped.
and i am not going to write anything more beacause i can feel that im having only borin and sleepy toughts..
and i didnt wrote any swear word, yeeey.
and i noticed that almost all the sentences starts with "and i"
and that all.

kraukls sēž un štuko

my eye is like compeletely closed and hurts like something that hurts really bad. so it means that the pain in my eye is really bad. i wrote this second sentence in case if you are too stupid to understand the first one.
and today outdoors is going kayacking, so that makes my day even more crappier, cause i can not participate, weeeeeeeeeeeeee.
and i wanted to write one sentence about something good, oh no i lied there is no something good.
fuck every one. even me. oh, no, not me, cause i have already been fucked...  in the eye.

cause

iiiiii dont feel like writting no sir, no writting today.. haaa, thats bullshit i actually want to write something, something :o
and today news: my eye, or in danish it would be oinine looks like small mouse buthole because i have this super "strong" immunition system and that fucks up everything, but fuck that, beacause i have gain like 5kilos since i came here- wuuhu, yes, whoooa, thats awesome. and my dream is to have 5 more till december.
but i am not going to be fat, cause i just cant be fat.. I dit fjæs all fat people o_O
and i like to be mean today, maybe it is because of Kriss or i dont fuckin know why, so shut up. who is making that noise? ooh, its me.
and i did a kick ass niger olie on skateboard yesterday so im happy as a MF.
and this probably is the text with most of the mistakes and swear words, but i dont even care hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

do you wanna know why ur gay?

omg, omg, omg (like sassi girls are saying) this weekend was the edge of awesomeness.. i had a really good time with peter, juilie somking weed, laughing our asses of..
and yesterday was the shit, no really it was the shit, i think that this is the best weekend, best party ever, and i mean ever. and i got my ear licked by Mike- yes, and Esbn give me a kiss too.. might sound a bit blue, but it was so much fun..
it was fun, to sing loud as hell danish new year song, without knowing, what are the lyrics
and now i need to get rid of the Mr. Brown, so bye.
teeehe.

..mhk

well, last night was bizzare and fun and i know that harry potter is my favourite movie and i will download all the movies like now..
and anne and esbn are two numsen kelinas, but in a good way ^^
and maybe im going to peters palce again, to smoke some weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed o_O
and thats all.

harry

my computer is going to shut off in 2 minutes, because esbn put some mother fucking virus and i will write this after 2 minutes xD

khm..

well, dont know what the fuck is wrong with me, but i dont have the mother fucking motivation for anything.. i can focus on my goal for a day or bit more but thats it :)

fucking hell

aint nothing to it-event lab made me do it

aftrer todays nap, which brought me good mood, and missed dinner i feel nice and cosy.
well, im excited i have this golden opportunity to go copenhagen n this really amazing photo/video school will take me to a tour around the school in private, because i cant go this weekend on open house, so that is just incredibly awesome. TAK, JULIA. :)
and, and im shooting some videos around the school to get to Berlin for free, and tomorrow, i will disturb everybody with interviews.
and the funniest thing ever, or ever today is this sentence- womens are like flowers... they dont have penises.
thats is just something genious.
ok, enough with the gay jokes. see you mother f****** soon ^^

samaful

so folks, enough with the gay jokes, enough with girly pokes, and to smoke you need something to stoke (that rhyme was awesome)
well, i felt that my blog is goin to die if i will not write something longer than 2 sentences so i will do that now.
well, with Julia`s help we found this super awesome, enormous super cool school in copenhagen, and if i will succeed to get there i  will probably walk home, to say all of my family members, including cat, that im in there. well i can not decribe how freaking great is that place and i can not decribe, how much i want to stay here.
maybe it`s because of christiania and beautiful girls and new friends and, and, and million other cool things, but i excatly don`t know..
and now im going to sleep, because, im now getting up every morning at 6.54 to train, and to have a super cool body when i will come back to my village.
and i have a really cool roommate- and i dont know how many m letters are in that stupid word.

whoooooooooa

and now, and now im too fucking excited to write something xD fucking hell, im happy as hell

nwenrdsf.d

actually im too fucking tired to write something in this stupid blog today so i will do it some other day.
biiiiiiiaaatch.