and i thought..

that coming home would be the best think in the world, (besides having 3 cold beers in the bed after a good jerk off :D ) but as im used to not to work for last 4 month, then one day of semi difficult work almost killed me. and my hands. and i don`t know why my ass hurts as well. only left cheek though.
enough with my exciting stories about nothing and i want to share something really important with you. Read carefully now.
One the way here, when we went through Poland, there was 8 prostitutes, in maybe 14 minutes, standing on the side of the road.  All of them looked enough brown to be compared to a Thanksgiving Days turkey and weared skirts, that we`re no longer than my patience to wait for a Big Mac, and believe me it`s really short or i don`t have it at all.
and  i`ll better stop writing about them, cause we have two polish chicks in the school, and they might read this and try to kill me after, cause you never now, if one of those 8 girls at the side of the road were not friends of the polish girls i know.
and i remembered only today that i have to buy a polaroid camera, and then i`ll have shitloads of them printed pictures one me wall.
ok, me go now, cause already got http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBWB61ClHvU&feature=related

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well, new students are here (sadly, it`s 75% of boys) for the 5th day and i have talked with atleast 4 of them. yes im not the best example to get friends fast as the lightning hits the ground..
why the fuck am i talking about lightning it couldn`t get any friends any way.-- skip this.
....
and continuing this post, after 9 hours brake im might say that now is 3.03 in the morning and im thinking to go to bed, cause, nothing insanely cool from my super smart brain, suprisingly is not comming out.
and as me and my beloved girlfriend agreed on being super honest, i can`t write here that i have a tattoo,cause she`s reading this blogg, and if i would mention that, she could find it out, and get mad on me, for not telling that to her first. Oh, snap, i already did.. so i`ll just have to wait now, and face the unpleasant punishment. either i want it or not.

nr1. this is my dream bed.
nr2. this is my dream.

nr1+nr2= peace (atleast in my head,home,bed)

krējums maiz a zapt

and the finally my super cool video is accepted in dansendage,dk and that means that it`s one step closer to win 1500 euros and and, yes, that is just tits.
and one of the funniest "movies" i`ve recently seen is the new Jackass and that`s all what i will tell about it, cause if you haven`t seen it by yourself then you a looser.
last week in Brandbjerg Hojskole for some of the students, unfortunately not because they smoked weed, but for more booring reason, like the end of the first part of semester. and that sucks for them. and eventually it will for me in 3 months as well, but let`s not talk about that now.
+ during this week you`ll definitely see a new stop motion or else.. ok i couldn`t come up with something really funny, so there is not "or else"

hg

today we had an excursion to Arhus and that was so fun. oh, no i lied it was one of the crappiest days in my life, so there is no fucking point to write someting more cause it`s going to be only something fucking bad.
fuck

excuse me, can i light my spliff?

to be precise it`s 1.43 and im sitting here, only me, my frustration and camera. and if we link these things together then you can guess, that i haven`t made a normal (longer than 10 seconds) stop motion and that`s not good.

but everything is not that bad, cause atleast my morning started funny.  in stead of my alarm clock, it was my roommate who farted so loud, that actually woke me up. and that is not an easy thing to do. cause im sleeping like a dead rock. ok, rocks are not alive, so you must understand that my sleep is deeper than you can possibly imagine. but still Seb, managed to wake me up. 

oh, and i got ice-cream today.

and i really don`t think that im gonna read danish newspapers ever again. (yes, my languages skills are great enough, to read, and understand atleast every 3rd word).

So i, with a big smile and best intentions opened a newspaper, and the first text said this. "Dear foreigner, (now i got really excited) you are not welcome here..." then i slowly raised my eyes out of the paper, looked around and considered to start to pack my bags, and cancel the application letter for university, and go home. Till this beautiful day i thought that Denmark is foreigners safe country, but i start to doubt that.

 Fuck man.

stop motion-my love potion.

crazy rhyme, i know.

100 bananas and lego

i wanted to start with uploading my latest video which consists of pure awesomeness, but then you would probably not read anything. and now i understand that you can not read it anyway, so, shut up.
aaah, ok i`ll upload the video and that`s it. im too tired to write something more.
Yes, yes even me, the iron man, gets tired sometimes, but it`s because "being awesome" part of my life takes a lot of energy. it`s sometimes hard to be good at everything.

roadtrip or is it?

well. well. that fucking keyboard of this god damn Aarhus libabry computer is pretty close to a complete shit, meaning that the each button is like in a size of box safty matches box, and you actually need to use your finger muscles to press a fucking button.

now you know in what king of a track this record is heading to. cause im wining about a fucking keyboard.

and i have a little issue besides this (maybe at the same size as just mentioned one), that needs to be resolved in max 4days, and it would be nice too choose the right answer cause it can change my next 2 years up side down.
and i just bought 2 bananas and old, empty, coffie can. shit knows why.. but im happy with my purchase and thats all what matters the most.. now.
for my eager stop motion fans, i can satisfy you all with saying that new episod is comming soon. ok its not actaully comming or going anywhere i just need, to finish it, and i slept max 3-5 hours a day, last four days, so dont you fucking dare to say that im lazy or slow or any other kind of a person who can not finish his\hers work at the time.
and probably my new addiction will be watching desperate housewives with my girlfriend. and i dont even care that its gay, cause its fun. atleast most of the time.


trouble maker-party braker.
p.s. looks like im more than a genious in making new punch lines.