Not another pickles in the mayonnaise story.

So i just checked this awesome kuukkalabbi blog, and found out that it´s been very quite here for couple of weeks, and that´s even sadder than the look of my hair (haven´t cutted them for a while so look like one of the Beatles), but Now, oh, God all mighty i´m gonna start to write the craziest shit you ever read.

or not, but as i´ve found my dream school/ a website that could sponsor creative projects/ a job, then the very last thing i need i a pretty hard kick in the but, so i would get out of this very comfortable chair and start to do something with my life (a friendly advice besides kicking will also do)

and i have so many ideas/things to do that i don´t know with what should i begin with?
1. Make a video about the city
2. make a website where you can feed an elephant on-line.
*. i´ll skip the "make a" from now on
3. comic book
4. postcards
5. random videos
6. random stop motion video
7. a small organization that will make events, party-type-ish, but something you´ve never seen (like my ass, but better).
8. take awesome pictures
9. help children in the local kindergarten to feed squirrels.
10.stop using google translator that much
11. an exebition only with polaroid camera picture
12.


i have no idea why i wrote this, so you could read it but at least it´s gonna help me, to prioritize the stuff for now... so i don´t even care about you all, it´s my my evil-selfish plan. ha,hahaa.

and my sense of humor, together with my wonderful/normal hair style look, will return this weekend.

ahg, food calls. need to go.

Hold kæft..

bla, bla, bla. i know that i made a promise to have something ''special'' (sounds very exciting) every 18th date of the month. [fuck, i shouldn´t have mention that, so you probably wouldn´t notice that].. but anyway i actually wanted to say that i´ll have something special some random day a month, so you would have to came here and read this shit all over and over again, till something amazing appears.
but,but as i´m posting Only amazing stuff you won´t get bored by reading only something like the following sentences- I like cookies in the box. I love cookies in the box. I love to eat cookies while sitting on the roof, at the night and look how ridicilous are people in friday night. or saturday night. well actually i´ve never done that, but i think that it could be quite bizzare+ fun expierience.
.. and skipping others thoughts, who are passing you and wondering why the fuck is that freak on the roof eating cookies.

-- <-- do you know what´s that? Wrong. that is a chinese albino person. - <-- do you know what´s that? Wrong. It´s a stripe. enough with my super quizzes, time to see a funny picture.

google says that this is a funny picture, and for one reason it is for me as well, but nooo..

don´t smoke weed poeple. (this happened a yaer ago, and i´ve haven´t tried a weed since,and never will)
p.s. that coment in brackets is actually a lie, in case if someone who would like to hire me reads this.


har en godt dag, folk!

but what about the husbands?

Nelido zemu,
tavs cels ir cits
Tu esi no tiem,
Kas Brinumiem tic.

i´m sorry for all those stupid ones, who can not understand Latvian, cause this is The Shit.
or it´s actually a small poem that i received from home, and damn i love it. yes, yes a bit gay, but sometimes is good to one, i guess so.

But now i´ve decided, that i have to write something funny, otherwise i´m gonna loose my huge audience and not be the most popular person on the planet earth. And now i just changed the song in background cause that was disturbing, but now i´m listening to one called ''Tits on the radio" by Scissor Sisters. and that i revield that i would like my future house to be all in Alexander Girard style.

Fuck every following paragraph is even more gay, so i´ll better just stop writing..

.. gaegneag..ilik.. i like b.. i can´t controll my hands and fingers today.

There IS a necessity to write a super bad post once in your lifetime, so this is my case.
From now on, you will see awesome and only awesomeness, in when reading this blogg.

So, every months at the 18th day of the month you´ll be able read the funniest things in your life. (i checked calendar and in November this date is friday, so that could be exception, cause i´ll probably be laying on the floor(cause i couldn´t find my madress) past out of the amount of the alcohol i´ve drank, cause it´s Latvia´s national day) ... BUT now you now, which (ur favourite) webpage to visit every 18th date.

Have a good day and not that sweaty balls.

p.s. i fucking knew that their is a frog with moustaches.

this. picture.

Almost no money? Maybe.
Having no job? Maybe.
Yesterday made meat ball (frikadele)first time in my life and didn´t die after eating them? Maybe.

so.. new people, new school, new way of living --> new ideas. This time a damn fucking good one(s)
Like making a book. And two video´s, and a business. Of course not a book with that much text, videos, like ur used to seen and business, that u´ve ever heard about. no,no,no this time all this shit gonna blow ur minds. some day it definitely will.

and i didn´t get all these genious ideas, cause of the change of social environment. no, no, i could come up with new stuff even sitting in a box for a year.. cause i´m so smart.

I have a pancake making tools + a recipe, but i have used them for every single other possible thing, but pancake making.

i have no idea if ur gonna see this picture i uploaded, cause now there´s only some fucking letter in stead of picture.. but that could describe my this moments moood.

Inspirational/creative Crap. (will try to update this quite often)

http://www.chloefleury.com/news -- a bit too pinky style, but still cool

http://vimeo.com/ -- just loads of crazy ass videos (also mine´s)

http://www.tumblr.com/ -- just super filled with super cool stuff. really recomend you to visit

http://www.thehorsetailor.com/beta/ -- if u´ll ever need a horse costume

http://sincerelyhana.com -- pictures

http://thecuriousbrain.com --- cool stuff

http://www.gif.tv/ --- funny shit

http://getcreepy.com/ --- skate

http://9gag.com/ --- stupid pictures

http://theoatmeal.com/ -- super cool webpage

http://artrebels.com/ --- kewl site

http://www.utopiatheory.com --comics

http://www.wk.com/ -- add company, super cool environment ther + videos are amazing

http://thekillergerbil.blogspot.com/ -- cool graffiti artist

http://blublu.org/ -- more graffitties

http://www.banksy.co.uk -- and of course bansky-graffitti

http://www.goodbysilverstein.com -- ad company

http://www.yarddog.com/ ---creative artist

http://www.bestival.net/ --- cool festival + webpage

http://www.wovenflesh.com/ -- a Danish t-shirt designs and other stuff, really nice

http://startupblog.wordpress.com -- i put it cause it has cool drawings at the left side, but must a bee something more

http://www.raghavakk.com -- a bit fuc.. different art.

http://www.designswan.com ---- really, really Do recommend. full of awesome stuff.


http://www.theselby.com/ -- don´t excately know what are they doing, but have some awesome projects.

http://unclutteredwhitespaces.com/ -- is about good idea’s and breathing life into ideas. (that´s what they say about themselves)

http://animalsbeingdicks.com/ -- well, the name of the site is awesome :D

http://justcreativedesign.com -- need any more explenation?


http://bewaremag.com/ --- online magazine of urban culture. is dangerously addictive.

http://www.giantchild.com/ --- archive of creative content from around the world.

http://www.openyoureyesproject.com/ -- french artist

http://www.shortoftheweek.com ---- The goal of this site is to bring festival-quality short films to a broader, non-festival-going audience. (i think it´s super awesome)


http://colorcubic.com/ --- multidisciplinary creative studio..


http://www.scoutbooks.com/ --- very,very nice site. make ur scout book. love the concept & design.

http://www.redbubble.com -- read "about us" that´s is just something amazing. love it.

www.thefuntheory.com --- creative inventions

http://www.mymodernmet.com --- enthusiasts and trendspotters connect over creative ideas.

http://deepgreensea.net -- We think, we play, we experiment, we learn. amazing videos.

http://www.rethinkcanada.com -- digital media agancy, and a damn good one.

http://scrapperstown.com --- damn this dude has A LOT of super cool design. must check it out.

http://hungryeyeball.com --- your eye balls won´t be hungry after seeing these art works, i can promise you that!

http://www.jolbyandfriends.com --- one of the best design page i´ve seen. love this kind of a stuff.

http://championdontstop.com/site3/champ.html -- loads of super cool drawings

http://www.book-by-its-cover.com/ -- "must see" site, with loads of cool design

http://tatt.ly/ -- you want a tattoo? get inspired here!!

http://www.designsponge.com -- all about design + seems to be very popular

http://grainedit.com/ --classic design work from the 1950s-1970s and contemporary designers that draw inspiration from that time period. Cac buy a lot of cool books.

http://stevenharrington.com -- inspiring and damn cool design

http://joshcochran.net --- design, design, design

http://www.invisiblecreature.com -- all sorts of creative,awesome stuff

http://www.charleyharperprints.com -- and some more awesomeness here

http://sanna-annukka.com -- interesting a bit different art/design style

http://www.miroslavsasek.com -- series of amazing books

http://stefankanchev.com --- lots of cool logo design (check "other" tab)

http://grabbabeast.com/#/home/daily_faves -- make ur beast

http://www.nikdaum.com -- crazy postcards

http://www.kickstarter.com/ -- will help you to fulfill you nasties + craziest and the most creative projects.

http://www.spankystokes.com --- a bit of everything + crazy toys

http://www.chrismcveigh.com --- lego artist

http://www.creativemornings.com -- conferences with creative stories.. something like ted.com

http://jasonalami.com -- nice pictures

http://www.whitehousepost.com -- great add company.

http://artrebels.com/ -- an awesome place for creative people. get involved ;)

http://agents-of-change.co.uk -- very cool graffity artists

http://www.theinspiration.com/ -- i think the name says everything it self

http://thefoxisblack.com --- wallpapers,damn good ones

http://poolga.com -- great, great drawings- love them

http://www.sandradieckmann.com -- a great illustration work, love it.

http://www.creativeboom.co.uk/ --- creative communities in UK, a can get a piece of inspiration also there.

hvasshannibal.dk --- an art and design studio in Copenhagen. nice work, no really :D

http://peskimo.tumblr.com/ -- sweet design

http://www.paulclements.tv/ -- super crazy motion designer.

http://abduzeedo.com/ -- collection of visual,inspirational, useful tutorials. Damn it´s good.

http://www.sourharvest.com -- loads of artwork

deesigngeek.blogspot.com -- an interesting blog. new, but will develop pretty nice.

http://mycardboardlife.bigcartel.com -- never thought cardboard can look that nice.

http://ohhdeer.com -- some design you can buy + get a neat t-shirt every month (appr.12 pounds)

http://www.mikeperrystudio.com/ -- crazy good artists/designer

http://www.neitherfishnorfowl.com -- damn, damn, there a lot of nice artworks, those illustration, mmh.'

http://thejailbreak.com --- creative community.

http://society6.com -- a huge artist community with loads of really, really awesome art pieces

http://www.creativereview.co.uk -- The leading magazine for visual communication

http://www.blogandbuysale.com -- the ultimate showcase for creative talent selling their work online

http://cargocollective.com -- creative publishing platform.

http://www.designer-daily.com -- design& inspiration and resources

http://pleix.net -- irtual community of digital artists based in Paris.

http://www.constellationco.com -- great studio, works with paper prints in old school style

http://nonefutbolclub.com/ -- a design company

http://www.momadesignstudio.org/ -- The Department of Advertising and Graphic Design

http://www.invisiblecreature.com/ -- design, illustration, direction. Love It!

http://goodcorps.com/ --helps brands and organizations align business strategy with social impact

http://www.cataloguestudio.fr -- multidisciplinary graphic design studio

http://theworkmag.com/ --- fashion, art, design magazine

http://teach.sdypart.com/ --We’re Study Partner, a teaching alliance and idea lab co-founded in 2007 by Jen Thomas and Shawn Petersen.

http://alwayswithhonor.com/ -- a mission to create work that reflects their curiosity& pursuit of clarity.

http://www.bytwodots.com/ -- Bytwodots is a design collaboration formed over ten years ago.

http://www.soderbergagentur.com -- Söderberg Agentur was founded in 1994 to represent leading Swedish photographers.

http://work.gmunk.com/ -- design directory and motion graphics.

http://cargocollective.com/kswankphoto -- a photo each day- pretty cool!

http://tensographics.com/ -- t-shirt illustrations

http://www.blackswan.tv/ -- videos, nice and creative work done there. --

http://thecreativefinder.com/ --

http://tensographics.com/ -- nice graphic work

http://www.marcgomezdelmoral.com/ cinematographer

http://under-the-line.tv/ -- independent platform for video and short films.

http://almasty.com/

http://www.alconic.it/ -- animation, design, illustrations

http://aintbadmagazine.com --- photographic art journal that discusses contemporary culture, issues and human existence.

http://michaelstevenforrest.com/

http://daikoku.ndc.co.jp graphic designers

http://cargocollective.com/atelierolschinsky design studio in Austria

http://nonefutbolclub.com/ --- paris based art studio

http://www.momadesignstudio.org/ -- Department of Advertising and Graphic Design
is The Museum of Modern Art’s in-house design studio.

http://cargocollective.com/offthehabit -- film / animation

http://studio.brendanaustin.com/

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http://43magazine.com/ skateboard magazine

http://www.booooooom.com/ -- art blog. super nice

http://creativecommons.org -- develops, supports, and stewards legal and technical infrastructure that maximizes digital creativity, sharing, and innovation.

http://slaveryfootprint.org

http://13creative.com

http://adoholik.com/

http://triforcetribute.landpdx.com/

http://www.studioonfire.com/ design and print studio

https://www.tbwachiat.com/

http://www.tankyou.dk -- artshop with a large selection of art, drawings, posters,
prints, international magazines and books.

http://www.ghettofilm.org/

http://www.goodisdead.com/

http://www.playingforchange.com/blog


http://sirjohnaday.com/

http://genericbaldman.com/

http://blog.eyemagazine.com

http://www.good.is/

http://www.johnst.com/

http://www.xavierencinas.com

http://imprint.printmag.com

http://hugoandmarie.com/

http://www.kunsten.nu/fokus/fokus.php?Street+Art+%2F+Graffiti

http://streetartview.com

http://www.micahlidberg.com/

http://www.creativespaces.net.au/

http://www.janokscal.com

http://evaske.com/

http://deanoakley.com/

http://aditshukla.com

http://www.parachutejournalists.com/

http://www.pojeta.cz/

http://cpeople.ru -- creative agancy

http://www.owlconcept.com

http://www.designlabcph.com

http://www.milliontrees.ca/

http://www.gomedia.us

http://www.studio7am.it

http://songofstyle.blogspot.com/

http://www.deadastrology.com

http://corp.fightmymonster.com/

http://adsoftheworld.com

http://www.orangesprocket.com/

http://portfolio.lutincapuche.com

http://interactive.nfb.ca/#/

http://kylemcdonald.net/

http://www.randomformation.com

http://www.slideshare.net/KristinaWeiHui/andy-riley-return-of-the-bunny-suicides-presentation

http://www.ideo.com

http://dashohec.blogspot.com/

http://www.denisechandler.com/

CREATIVE ARTISTS DOWN HERE.

http://joantarrago.com/ ++

http://www.christopherhewitt.com/

http://evanhecox.com/

http://studiokxx.com/

http://www.santtumustonen.com/



http://marianagarcia.org

http://jenniferleedesign.com/

http://merijnhos.com

http://joaoricardomachado.com/

http://www.raminiemi.com/

http://www.alconic.it/

http://hansje.net/

http://www.leejaemin.net/

http://www.moniquemalone.com

http://danipadgett.com/

http://heroesdesign.com/

http://design.louisbeaudoin.net/

http://www.ambushstudio.com/

http://www.raymondlemstra.nl/

http://www.designbyplatform.co.uk/

http://www.plasticbionic.com/

http://www.stevenmoreau.fr/

http://www.maaku87.co.uk

http://www.raminiemi.com/

http://work.carlplaton.se/

http://www.alconic.it/

http://www.robertnortham.com/

http://reaganray.com/

http://igorzimmermann.com/

http://work.bauldoff.com/ --

http://www.velcrosuit.com/

http://linn.olofsdotter.com/

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http://www.joaoricardomachado.com/

http://work.andreasneophytou.com/

http://www.rosarioflorio.ch/

http://portfolio.andriesreitsma.nl/

http://cargocollective.com/postmammal

http://thepressure.org/

http://www.sigurdg.com/

http://www.malikafavre.com/

http://www.oit8doi2.com/

http://manassehlangtimm.com/

http://www.stuartlangfield.com/

http://www.neilkrug.com/

http://www.erikjonsson.se/

http://www.complexitygraphics.com/

http://erichu.info/

http://www.tspeirs.co.uk/

http://www.runehoegsberg.com/

http://www.robclarke.com/

http://www.marcgomezdelmoral.com/

http://www.museomagazine.com/

http://iam.joelevey.com/

http://www.samchirnside.com/

http://work.fourteensquarefeet.com/

http://www.colinbennett.com/

http://www.mikemake.com/

http://ashkahn.com

http://www.stefanglerum.com/

http://shindokho.kr/

http://marcusfuchs.dk

http://portfolio.gregtscott.com/

http://heroesdesign.com/

http://studiokxx.com/

http://www.abriefhistoryof.info

http://excites.co.uk/

http://www.joshcochran.net

http://www.demoartist.com/

http://rdomm.com/

http://www.annagiertz.se/

http://stevenharrington.com

http://www.mayahayuk.com

http://www.gluekit.com/

http://www.andrewholder.net/

http://struggleinc.com

http://camecrashing.com/ +

http://www.davedavey.com/

http://www.jeremyville.com

http://cargocollective.com

http://imeusdesign.4ormat.com

http://hannahwaldron.co.uk/

http://www.chrisrubino.com/

http://www.marcroy.co.uk/

http://www.asmithillustration.com/

http://www.sonnenzimmer.com/

http://www.jimtheillustrator.co.uk/

http://www.jamesvictore.com/

http://www.designkoma.com/

http://www.andymueller.com/

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http://redsilas.com/

http://pposti.com/

http://lukeramseystudio.com/

http://seripop.com/

http://www.uberkraaft.co.uk

marianagarcia.org

http://mikeyburton.com/

http://jenniferleedesign.com/

http://www.tristanmanco.com/

http://www.nickprints.co.uk

http://www.aldisozolins.com

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alexander girard
ackson pollock

STREET ARTISTS

shepard farey
seizer
sweet toof & cyclops
ron english
dotmaster
swoon
rasty graffiti artist
borf
buffmonster
mr brainwash

clap ur hands ya, claps ur hands ya.

cause i´m dooooone with ''One bite''
and you can see it right here bitches http://vimeo.com/28006586
but as i lost all my inspirational web page adresses i will have to start all over-fucking-again, so my next post is dedicated only to those shits, like inspirational and super creative bullshit.
yes, i´m wearing my gangster underpants that´s why there there´s such a strong language in this post.
today, i eat my pasta with russian salat and smoked three cigarette´s, no 4 i think. what a productive day i have, mmmmh hm.
i have a dream. my neighbours have dreams. a horse has a dream. and pinguins maybe also have a dream. But the difference between those and mine is that i finally understand what kind a business i would like to make. and i have a pretty damn clear vision how it should look like.
i did a small calculation (without calculator) that i need around 25'000 DKK to start. So off i goooooo oo...

step number one: Making name for the company.
1. Pyramids of the monkeys
2. Church with a long penis
3. Shop for not that happy people.
4. Bag full of gas and lighter in ur pocket.
5. Honey floored banana table.
6. .... ok i can continue like that all day long, you can help me to choose later right one.

God fucking damn it..

usually when i loose something, no matter what- money, a t-shirt, sense of humor or member card for a strip club, i´m sad for a moment and then i just say fuck it.. and continue doing what ever i´m supposed to. But this time, i wanted to update one of my previous post in blogg, where is was posting inspiration and creative+ funny webpages and now, i can´t fucking find it!?
if i deleted it, then i can delete this stupid blogg as well, cause i collected so many of cool things their. fuck.. fuck.

.. i´m taking a deep breath. scratching the place where sun never shine´s. taking a deep breath again.


ok, fuck it. i´ll find them again. but hopefully first is gonna be a job offer that i´m gonna get. cause i need to buy new pants,underpants and a harry potter poster and a lamp and matilde´s milkshake (big one).


Medion- yes, that´s a not a brand name for some medical or kitchen supplies but of my computer. first fucking time i heard the name of it. and no wonder. it can´t even run a movie maker. movie maker.. then how the hell am i supposed to run anything at multimedia design studies.

but i know that studies are a serious thing and teachers their are´nt having that much fun their, so i can play the class clown´s role with my Medion. and i just attached a ''baked beans'' picture that cover all the back side of computer. looks more worthy already.

and here you can see one of the picture of the wonderful movie that´s coming up some time this year :D

or maybe i should post a picture every day and you could put the movie together your selves, huh?

oh, ther´s almost 900 of them, so it´s gonna take more than two years to post it.



a quote from a very wise man. ''In two years can happen a lot of things.'' /A very wise man. aka the owner of this blogg/