Could be, could be..

One of the ugliest blog designs i´ve ever seen myself, but that happened when i tried to upload the most amazing image as a background for this awesome site and i didn´t worked so i had to use one of these given samples..

But, but as after 1,25 years (not more often than facebook profile picture) of this blog existence i have finally made some change it means that there are going to be some changes in my life. And there IS. I woke up. It´s a lovely saturday morning. And i don not have hangover!! Hurrraaaaaaaa!
Or that´s just because i´, working weekends, not because i have a very strong backbone and i said No to alcohol. But the feeling is still great.

don´t you have a feeling that Christmas is going to be like, hm.. tomorrow? What the fuck, the lighted Christmas tree yesterday, in one of the shops i saw a damn bear and a giant frog standing next to typical supermarkets Christmas trees. I mean what the fuck are they supposed to do with this time of the year. Bear is sleeping in his damn cave and frog is half dead under a layer of ice, so how comes, that those to fucked up characters are next to the Santa an it´s sledges. And the bear is not even good looking.




Hi mate? keep you banana straight.

and, and remember that i havea some cool site in one of my post, that´s being updated once a while so if you would look for it with keywords "an egg is never full" you should find it ;)

I Have

Decided that i will be in the wk12 team next year. So that means that i will have to work my ass off, starting from this significant moment till 7th of August when is the deadline to send my application to this school.
And as it would start at the same time as i would have to take my internship, i would saaaaaay fuck it. Because if there is one thing in the world i would like to ahcieve, it´s getting in this school. So fuck it :D

Do not and i repeat Do not put paprika,tomato with cheap arabic sousage and under any circumstances do not, put them both on a piece of bread and take it to the school as your lunch. It might cause even close friends avoidance and other people unatractivness signals pointing you direction. And that´s all because of this God damn sausage.
bow wow, wow, jippi yo, jippi yey, i´m gonna have potato and meat balls for the lunch today.

Beside all these amazingly, super exciting stories of my life, me, as the most generous person of all the times, can share my great wisdom and say you this: Have always second plan B, if you make a crap in your pants (both, with a purpose or accidentally) and when you run out of milk.
Always have that in you mind.

Sandwich is cool

Monday, monday, mondaaay, gonna get down on monday.
or no, cause it sucks, not because it´s monday, i actually don´t give a fuck what day is it, as long as it´s good, but as some asshole didn´t even asked me that he wanted to drive with my bike and just took it.. that makes me look like the angriest evil grandfather on the planet earth when i can not force my self to smile.
and actually i´m mad that i am mad. fucked up my mind is.

but as i will study/live in Portland from January 2013, everything seems to be in brighter colors, the food started to taste better, people seemed to be happier around and even my penis is longer than usual. ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE, LOVE.

and i like, love i think it´s super cool to cook. and that´s all. it just amazing, something about cutting those damn onions and making pancakes is magical. not combining them together thought.
but as i´m all about experimenting with everything, food making included, maybe i should make onion pancakes? or onions with pancakes. or take a pan, put on it cakes and then onion as a topping? limitless opportunities with only those two things already, imagine what could i do with one igredient more, like + parika or beer. (?)
Crazy..

Title is vital

yes, yes it´s the post # 100 and it´s a tuesday morning + i have made a very cool lunch box again.
and well of course that i will pretend now that i nothing happened, and everything´s allright (meaning not having a post for almost a month) so, so i´m here and you fear, and you´re not even my dear.
..fuck my, rhymes are still rocking like them mayanoise in McDonald.
but as my life is Wonderful as always i came up with an idea, that i´m not having a cool hobby :D
i love to make movies, i admire all kinds of art, and music, one of my latest passions is design and i´favourite thing of all the times is ADvertisment, BUT i don´t know what to do about all that shit, cause i´m looking and reading all sorts of info, but not doing any action.

fuck it.
my student card is like the most ugliest thing besides the view outside of the window now, but aarh, finally i have it, so a lot more discounts for poor eastern europian person.

but in overall i should be only proud of myself that it´s more than a year now, and that this place is still alive (might not seem like that all the time, but it ALIlve, it´s ALIIIIVE)

so i´m going to continue with my happy life now, so see you soon

Not another pickles in the mayonnaise story.

So i just checked this awesome kuukkalabbi blog, and found out that it´s been very quite here for couple of weeks, and that´s even sadder than the look of my hair (haven´t cutted them for a while so look like one of the Beatles), but Now, oh, God all mighty i´m gonna start to write the craziest shit you ever read.

or not, but as i´ve found my dream school/ a website that could sponsor creative projects/ a job, then the very last thing i need i a pretty hard kick in the but, so i would get out of this very comfortable chair and start to do something with my life (a friendly advice besides kicking will also do)

and i have so many ideas/things to do that i don´t know with what should i begin with?
1. Make a video about the city
2. make a website where you can feed an elephant on-line.
*. i´ll skip the "make a" from now on
3. comic book
4. postcards
5. random videos
6. random stop motion video
7. a small organization that will make events, party-type-ish, but something you´ve never seen (like my ass, but better).
8. take awesome pictures
9. help children in the local kindergarten to feed squirrels.
10.stop using google translator that much
11. an exebition only with polaroid camera picture
12.


i have no idea why i wrote this, so you could read it but at least it´s gonna help me, to prioritize the stuff for now... so i don´t even care about you all, it´s my my evil-selfish plan. ha,hahaa.

and my sense of humor, together with my wonderful/normal hair style look, will return this weekend.

ahg, food calls. need to go.

Hold kæft..

bla, bla, bla. i know that i made a promise to have something ''special'' (sounds very exciting) every 18th date of the month. [fuck, i shouldn´t have mention that, so you probably wouldn´t notice that].. but anyway i actually wanted to say that i´ll have something special some random day a month, so you would have to came here and read this shit all over and over again, till something amazing appears.
but,but as i´m posting Only amazing stuff you won´t get bored by reading only something like the following sentences- I like cookies in the box. I love cookies in the box. I love to eat cookies while sitting on the roof, at the night and look how ridicilous are people in friday night. or saturday night. well actually i´ve never done that, but i think that it could be quite bizzare+ fun expierience.
.. and skipping others thoughts, who are passing you and wondering why the fuck is that freak on the roof eating cookies.

-- <-- do you know what´s that? Wrong. that is a chinese albino person. - <-- do you know what´s that? Wrong. It´s a stripe. enough with my super quizzes, time to see a funny picture.

google says that this is a funny picture, and for one reason it is for me as well, but nooo..

don´t smoke weed poeple. (this happened a yaer ago, and i´ve haven´t tried a weed since,and never will)
p.s. that coment in brackets is actually a lie, in case if someone who would like to hire me reads this.


har en godt dag, folk!

but what about the husbands?

Nelido zemu,
tavs cels ir cits
Tu esi no tiem,
Kas Brinumiem tic.

i´m sorry for all those stupid ones, who can not understand Latvian, cause this is The Shit.
or it´s actually a small poem that i received from home, and damn i love it. yes, yes a bit gay, but sometimes is good to one, i guess so.

But now i´ve decided, that i have to write something funny, otherwise i´m gonna loose my huge audience and not be the most popular person on the planet earth. And now i just changed the song in background cause that was disturbing, but now i´m listening to one called ''Tits on the radio" by Scissor Sisters. and that i revield that i would like my future house to be all in Alexander Girard style.

Fuck every following paragraph is even more gay, so i´ll better just stop writing..

.. gaegneag..ilik.. i like b.. i can´t controll my hands and fingers today.

There IS a necessity to write a super bad post once in your lifetime, so this is my case.
From now on, you will see awesome and only awesomeness, in when reading this blogg.

So, every months at the 18th day of the month you´ll be able read the funniest things in your life. (i checked calendar and in November this date is friday, so that could be exception, cause i´ll probably be laying on the floor(cause i couldn´t find my madress) past out of the amount of the alcohol i´ve drank, cause it´s Latvia´s national day) ... BUT now you now, which (ur favourite) webpage to visit every 18th date.

Have a good day and not that sweaty balls.

p.s. i fucking knew that their is a frog with moustaches.